zoom call
...
Niko : August
Niko: Omg, bitch, what are you doing?
August: What does it look like I'm doing?
Niko: It looks like you're on the toilet
August: Then, you are absolutely right! I am on the toilet!
Niko: You're disgusting
August: It's not my fault you called while I was peeing!
Niko: Well, I would have waited a minute, you know!
August: Okay, zoomer!
Niko: YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAME, GOD!
August: Okay wait, I'm washing my hands
[Niko watched with a straight face, blinking at the screen as August washed her hands, listening to the water running. Finally, August turned the tap off and grabbed her phone again.]
August: I'm going to switch to my laptop
Niko: YOU COULD HAVE JUST NOT JOINED THE MEETING AND WAITED A MINUTE BEFORE JOINING ON YOUR LAPTOP
August: Jeez, stop yelling!
[August was removed from the meeting]
[August James Joined the meeting]
August: THE AUDACITY!
Niko: You were gonna leave anyway
August: BUT THE AUDACITY!
Niko: Waitโ I'm gonna change my background
[Niko changed his background, using a picture with penguins in the arctic behind him]
August: Pengies!
August: I'm gonna change mine too
[August changed her background to Shrek's swamp and Niko burst out laughing]
Niko: IS THAT FROM SHREK?
August: YEAH, HAHAHAHA
Niko: We need to Netflix Party that movie
August: oh my god, let's do it tonight!
[Niko changed his name to shrek]
shrek: I'm down!
August: You idiot
[August changed her name to donkey]
shrek: YOU'RE THE IDIOT
.........
[new message from MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT]
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'm booooooooored
August James
Don't you have any celebrity friends to talk to?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
No they're all lame ๐
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
And surprisingly too many of them are being real shitty and not so careful with covid so I'm cancelling them ๐ค
August James
Omg so true queen ๐
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
What are YOU doing
August James
just chatting with Niko
August James
OMG I HAVE THE BEST IDEA
August James
Meeting ID: 283 1378 1187
password: 137566
August James
JOIN THE ZOOM MEETING
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Uhmmmmm
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
It's just you and Niko?
August James
Yes, I promise! No creepy interviewers or crazy fans!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
aww but I thought you and niko were both crazy swifties ๐
August James
JUST JOIN THE MEETING WILL YOU?
.........
zoom
[Taylor Swift joined the meeting]
shrek: [in his best attempt at a Scottish accent and in Shrek's voice] DONKEY! YOU BASTARD!
donkey: [in her best attempt imitating Eddie Murphy] SHREK?!
Taylor Swift: Oh my god, what did I just walk into?
[Niko finally realised there was a new comer into the meeting and his eyes widened as August burst out laughing. Taylor could only sit there awkwardly waving.]
Taylor Swift: Hold on, are guys acting out shrek?
donkey: Yes, change your name to Fiona!
shrek: OH MY FUCKING GOD
shrek: YOU DICK, AUGUST! I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE
Fiona: Aw, don't be! This is actually hilarious.
shrek: TAYLOR MOTHER FRICKEN SWIFT
Fiona: It's nice to meet you too, Niko!
shrek: SHE KNOWS MY NAME
donkey: anyway, we're gonna watch Shrek later on Netflix Party, if you wanna join!
Fiona: Oh sure! I'd love toโ is Niko breathing?
donkey:ย he'll be fine!
Fiona: He's rocking back and forth, muttering unintelligibly...
donkey: give him a second!
Fiona: Oh! That's Benji. Wanna say hi Benjamin?
shrek: [wheezing] Hi Benjamin!
Fiona: Oh, by the way, Niko! Like a month ago, I offered to send you free merch but August didn't let me, so you gotta fight her or something
donkey: JEEZ, ARE YOU TRYINA GET ME KILLED?
Fiona: Oops?
shrek: YOUโ FUโ WHAT?
Fiona: and he's hyperventilating...
donkey: told you this was going to be fun!
Fiona: August, you are actually crazy
donkey: and how has your day been, miss Swift?
Fiona: Oh, you know, one phone call meeting after another. Answering emails. Watching a whole season of Friends. The usual.
donkey: Oh, sounds fun!
shrek: [whispering] Taylor Swift... it'sโ [he let out a small scream]
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