text messages

May 2020

August James
taaaaaaaaaaylor

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
auuuuuuuuuuuuuugust

August James
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

August James
what are you doing right now!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
How honest do you want me to be?

August James
uhm im kinda scared of your honest answer now? Lie to me<3

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
isn't that a song or something

August James
I don't know, I don't listen to that kinda music

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
How do you know what kinda music that is though? 👀

August James
it just sounds like the title of a very cringey pop song, doesn't it?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I bet you'd listen to it if it was like written by Bring me the horizon or something

August James
first of all im really surprised you know that band, second of all i would have in high school but not today!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I know stuff ;)

August James
i'm sure you didn't mean for it to sound the way it did but this is very amusing

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
oh ha-ha-ha !

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You'd listen to a song called Lie to Me if I wrote it though, right? :))

August James
uhu..... sure...... I mean, you'd have to force me

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yeah, just like I forced you to listen to Lover!!!

August James
pffftttt Niko forced me technically

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
And the fact that you absolutely adoooooooooore me and my music :)

August James
Ehh

August James
I mean, I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You are i m p o s s i b l e

August James
WE'RE GETTING SIDE TRACKED

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Wait, so you're telling me this conversation actually had a purpose?

August James
shut up you enjoy texting me!!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Ehh

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I mean, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

August James
touché

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
So, what's up!

August James
Are you busy right now?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Do you want the whole truth or only half the truth?

August James
this again?😭

August James
fine! the whole truth

August James
Im gonna regret this, arent i?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
maybe

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'm just pooping, really

August James
PFFFTTTTTTT that's so lame

August James
Why did you make it out to be something so ✨ scandalous ✨?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I didn't!! You did though and I only played along :)

August James
well jeeeeez then! I'm just never going to ask again and just demand things from you

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
so, this is a business conversation?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Okay, hold on! Let me get up and wipe so we can be professional!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Should I dress up for the occasion too?

August James
TAYLOOOOOOR

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Okay my butt is clean 👍

August James
wow thank you for that information!!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
you're welcome :D

August James
And you call me impossible 😩😩

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
What can I help you with, Auggie?😊😊

August James
NOPE, you are NOT allowed to call me that!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
But— your sister did that one time!

August James
Yeah, cuz she SUCKS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Whatever you say, Auggie!

August James
Okay, two can play at this game TayTay

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Doesn't bother me 😌

August James
Tee-Tee

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Well, that just sounds like you're saying tits

August James
Lil Tay Tay

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yaaas I'm turning into a hip-hop artist

August James
Yaaaas queen come for K*nye's career 👏

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for censoring that, you're the og

August James
you're welcome 😌 🙏

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
So, is that all you got AUGGIE?

August James
No, Miss TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
SHEESH is that still my name in your phone

August James
yes im never changing it :)

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
OKAY FINE YOU WIN

August James
so, can I send you a song and get your opinion?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
OH

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Of course :))

August James
GREAT THANKS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Of course :)

August James
[audiofile.mp3]

August James
Dont be
brutal pls!!

August James
taaaaaaaaaaylor

August James
its been like ten minuuuuuuuutes

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
youre so whiny!!!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Sorry, I had to feed my cats!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Anyway! I've just listened to it and I'm utterly speechless! This is amazing, August! Did you just come up with it?

August James
I've been working on it for some time, actually!! I might need some help with the lyrics for the bridge. It's a little tricky

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Hmm okay! Give me a moment or two

August James
Thank you LIFE SAVER😩🙏

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
maybe that should be my contact name in your phone 👀

August James
no.

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Whatever 🙄

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
So, do you have any ideas for the bridge?

August James
Yes!

August James
something like
dududuudu that's the melody going up into the peak like until it reaches the denouement and it's like
something about having loved and being loved and lost and like you know to complete the theme of the song but then it's like bam! maybe its all a load of bullshit and it comes crashing down with the music like you heard in the instrumental bit that i recorded and yeah it just goes into the chorus again! and then duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun it ends on that
major chord instead, like oh, no actually, maybe theres hope?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
That's actually fucking genius

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
August seriously, the music literally tells the story you're trying to tell even without the lyrics

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I hope you understand just how special that is

August James
stoooop i'll get emotional😩

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
OKAY lemme brain storm and get back to you

August James
thanks :)))

August James
a little bit of love, they say, is better than none

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
hmmm how about

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I heard a little bit of love is better than none
What a load of bullshit, I say, I know I'm not your only, but at least I was one

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
then BAM chorus!

August James
HOLD ON

August James
that might just be perfect OMG THANK YOU

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You wrote it!! I'm glad to have helped out though!!

August James
brb

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Okay!!

August James
[LovedandLost.one.mp3]

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
August Elizabeth James

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I am making it my life's mission to get you to release a full length album

August James
brb gonna go cry for hours

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woop, hey guys!!! i hope youre all doing great :) happy monday! (im crying)