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augustgram it's like 3 am but i just had a great idea so i had to record it before i forgot!!!

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zoejames go to sleep you're TOO. FUCKING. LOUD.

augustgram @zoejames fuck off 🙄

nikodamiano @zoejames @augustgram I can hear you from all the way over here in New York

augustgram @nikodamiano WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE??

nikodamiano @augustgram time is an illusion

taylorswift that sounds so fucking sick!!!!

augustgram @taylorswift AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE TOO

augustgram WHY IS EVERYONE STILL UP

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dms

taylorswift ✔️
It's hypocritical to judge people on their sleep schedules when yours is the most fucked up, August James

augustgram
but just cuz mine's shitty doesn't mean people i care about should be sleep deprived either ): you need sleep maam<3

taylorswift ✔️
No!!!! what I need is to write a fucking second verse for this song BUT IM ALL TAPPED OUT UGH

augustgram
OH OH OH

augustgram
ARE YOU WRITING A NEW SONG?

taylorswift ✔️
I may or may not be

augustgram
CAN I HEAR IT

taylorswift ✔️
You know what? Actually

taylorswift ✔️
wait

augustgram
waiting 🙏

taylorswift ✔️
Are you down to like video call or something?

augustgram
i- wha

taylorswift ✔️
I mean, it's pretty late so I understand if you're too tired! But it'd be more convenient to play whatever I got for you

augustgram
Yeah no I know I'm just

augustgram
hold on

taylorswift ✔️
holding on 🙏

augustgram
you're mocking me, aren't you? 🤨

taylorswift ✔️
Me? 😱 I would never!

augustgram
Aha-ha-ha Okay anyway

augustgram
Here's number xxx-xxx-xxxx

taylorswift ✔️
Cool, thanks :)

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[Unknown Number]
Is this McDonald's?

August James
You really are especially hilarious this late at night

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Aw, thank you for noticing!

August James
You know, if this whole singing thing doesn't work out, maybe you could try out stand up comedy

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You know, I did think about that once. Thankfully I sold a record or two

August James
Damn, I definitely would have gone to see you

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
For my comedy, but not my music

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Ouch!!

August James
OKAY THE SONG

MISS TAYLOR FUCKI SWIFT
RIGHT

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double update tonight because yall are the fucking best, i love u guys!!! anyway 👀