text messages

bitchass = Niko

July = August

July
taylor swift thinks phoebe is my girlfriend or something

bitchass
MSNDKSKSKS what? I need context pls

July
TAYLOR SWIFT

July
GRAMMY WINNER

July
WORLD FAMOUS POP STAR

July
Thinks the song I wrote about my dog is about a partner or someone im actually in love with

bitchass
I STILL DONT GET IT

bitchass
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

July
BECAUSE SHE SAID PHOEBE MUST BE A LUCKY GIRL AND THEN I HAD TO BE LIKE LMAO THE SONGS ABOUT MY DOG AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE WHAAAT YOUR DOG AND I WAS LIKE YEAH MY DOF AND I SENT HER A PICTURE OF MY DAUGHTER

bitchass
You—

bitchass
I—

bitchass

bitchass
You sent... Taylor Swift... A Picture of Phoebe...?

July
YES ANDJSJSJS

bitchass
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? IT's LIKE FUCKING 2 AM

July
LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO

bitchass
BITCB WHAT

July
YES

bitchass
BITCH I REPEAT

bitchass
WHAT???!!!!!

bitchass

July
OKAY SO im like just casually working on garage band right and then my phone buzzes and im like wtf does this bitch want (this bitch being u cuz no one else texts me) except its fucking instagram and it was a fuxking dm from taylor swift and at first i was like haha nice one troll bUT THEN MY PHONE BUZZED AGAIN AND IT WAS ANOTHER DM FROM HER AND THERE WAS A BLUE TICK AND EVERYTHINF AND LIKE SHE HAD MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS SO ITS LEGIT AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR MUSICS GREAT GOOD JOB 👍 AND I PROCEEDED TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND SHE PROCEEDED TO KESP ON TEXTING ME???!!!!!! SO I PROCEEDED TO HAVE AN EVEN BIGGER MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND RHEN I TOLD HER I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WHEN SHE SAID I COULD LIKE BE GRAMMY LEVEL AND SHE SENT CUTE EMOJIS??!!!! HOW DARE SHE

bitchass
AUGUST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

July
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NIKO

bitchass
WHAT NAMDNSNS

July
SHE JUST FOLLOSED MY INSTA

bitchass

July
this is so embarrassing i dont even follow her

bitchass
YOURE SO—

bitchass
WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU

July
idk ):

bitchass
did u leave her on read

bitchass
are u ignoring taylor swift to text me rn

July
no im ifnoeing taykor sekft yo sit in the shower and fhink about my life decisions

bitchass
are u seriously?

bitchass
and why tf cant u type well jeez

July
bc im in the shower thinking about my kife decisions and having a mental breakdown

bitchass
at 2 am?

bitchass
sounds fair enough

July
yup

July

bitchass
i love u you idiot GO TEXT TAYLOR SWIFT AND RELL HER I LOVE HER

July
NO

bitchass
you know what

bitchass
you need to post a picture with me and have her see ir and like it and then she'll know i exist

July
no! now goodbye i need my alone time in the shower :')

bitchass
dont drown!!

July
ill try😩😩

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i couldn't help it! i had to update again eeep

august and niko are basically me and my best friend tbh