Eli: So, you and Sam back in the dojo. Game on, right?

Miguel: Yeah, game on for karate.

Eli: Come on. I see you staring at her.

Demetri: I thought you decided to keep things platonic?

Y/N: Yeah, well, she did.

Eli: He didn't.

Demetri: Well, uh, you know what they say, "Put a box of matches near some fireworks, soon enough..."

Demetri makes an explosion noise.

Demetri: "Sparks will fly."

Miguel: Is that what they say?

Demetri: Something tells me it's about to be the Fourth of July.

You look over and see Robby Keene.

Y/N: I can't believe that piece of shit's on our team.

Miguel: All right. Relax. Okay? He wants exactly what we want. Gonna be okay.

There's a whistle.

Chozen: Line up!

Sam: So where are my dad and Johnny?

Chozen: Not here. Today, you train with me. Chūi!

You all look confused.

Chozen: Attention.

Everyone stands up straight.

Chozen: Yumi!

Everyone looks around confused again.

Chozen: Bow.

You all bow.

Chozen: Cobra Kai gaining ground. We must prepare.

Mitch: This is gonna be badass. Check out that throwing knife.

Chozen: Now, we learn about Yanbaru Kuina.

Chris: What is that? Like, some top-secret karate move? Like a throat rip?

Chris slides his finger across his throat, imitating cutting his throat.

Chozen: No. It is bird. In English called Okinawa rail. Endangered. Cannot fly.

Demetri: Hence, endangered.

Y/N: So these are the real eggs?

Chozen: No. Trader Joe's. $3.29. Take egg.

Everyone takes an egg.

Sam: So what do we do with them?

Chozen: Yanbaru Kuina must protect egg. From Kume Shima habu. Poison snake. You must do same. Begin your preparation.

Robby: What are we protecting them from?

Chozen: From me.

Sensei Chozen brings out a pair of sais and starts yelling.

Chozen: Go!

Eight minutes later

Eli: Look at him trying to move in on her. If you want, I'll kick his ass.

Y/N: I'll gladly join in.

Miguel: No, you guys don't need to do that. Robby and I are cool now. Besides, I'm pretty sure they're just, uh, catching up.

Sensei Chozen whistles.

Demetri: Looks like the Hunger Games have begun. Luckily, I have eggs-ecuted the perfect plan. When I win, everyone will have egg on their face. They'll be shell-shocked. The yolk will...

Eli: We get it.

Y/N: What's your plan?

Demetri: I'm glad you asked. I have created a protective covering. I made it out of my college prep book for blunt force impact, and I tied the whole thing together with an old spool of dental floss and... my left shoelace. Yep. It's pretty durable.

Demetri sets his contraption on a wooden pillar.

A throwing knife is thrown into his contraption, with yoke coming out.

Everyone runs around.

You go with Eli.

Y/N: What's the plan?

Eli: I'll distract him, while you come up from behind.

Y/N: And do what?

Eli: We defend our eggs from him until he gives up. All he has are throwing knives. He's not gonna throw them at kids.

Y/N: Unless he's really good at aiming.

A few minutes later

Sensei Chozen comes into the front of the dojo.

Eli: You want my egg, huh? Want a piece of the champ? Come get it, old man.

Sensei Chozen tilts his head.

You walk up behind Sensei Chozen.

Y/N: Let's see if you're as good as we think.

Sensei Chozen reaches into his gui and pulls out a wooden nunchuck.

You and Eli: Oh no.

Sensei Chozen snaps the nunchuck at your egg and breaks it.

He then hits Eli's in the air and hits it at a car that Anthony is hidden in, and shatters over the window.

Anthony: I-I give up. I-I give up, I give up.

Sensei Chozen walks to Anthony and breaks his egg.

You Eli, and Anthony walk to the sparring deck.

Eli and yourself stand next to Demetri and Robby.

Robby: How'd he take you two out?

Eli: Shut up.

Y/N: Don't talk to us.

Robby: If this is about the mohawk, I'm sorry. Anybody knows how Cobra Kai can turn you into an asshоlе, it's you both.

Eli: So we're asshоle's?

Robby: Yeah, well, let's see. Uh, you attacked me and Sam at the mall. Y-You broke Demetri's arm. You trashed this entire dojo.

Robby then turns to you.

Robby: And you. Tour my leg out of its socket.

Y/N: Look I apologized for that. But, I am not sorry anymore.

Demetri: Guys! Enough! Enough! All right? You're all ex-assholes now. Great. Can we focus on the issue at hand? There is a madman out there using weapons on us.

Chris: Who's even left?

A few minutes later

Sensei Chozen got Miguel and Sam out.

And have gathered you all around.

Chozen: You are not good Yanbaru Kuina. Snakes will take you down one by one. I have tried to tell you what you must do. But you do not listen. You must learn to adapt. Or soon, you will be extinct. Take new eggs. Try again.

Everyone grabs one more egg.

Demetri: Sensei Toguchi's real cryptic, like Mr. LaRusso, but aggressive like Sensei Lawrence.

Chris. It's like the hardest part of both styles.

Mitch: Can't wait to get our asses kicked again. Uh, no.

Anthony: No, um... G-Guys, uh, wait. He said that the snakes will take us down one by one. Right? Just like he took us down one by one, but... But what if we weren't a bunch of ones? Like, what if we were...

Sam: Together.

Anthony: Yeah, exactly. Like, um, a raiding party in Dungeon Lords.

Demetri: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Even if you're a level 85, you can't mount an attack on the grand realm alone.

Eli: You need a team. Everybody has a special role.

Anthony: The only way we win is if we work together. As one.

A minute later

Demetri: So we're sure we want to put all our eggs in one basket? You're specifically not supposed to do that.

Anthony: This is gonna work.

There's a loud whistle.

Mitch: Oh no, oh no. Oh, God.

Eli: Get it together, penis breath.

Sam: Has anyone seen him yet?

You keep your eyes open.

Miguel: Oh shit.

Sensei Chozen charges the sparring deck with a bo staff in hand.

Miguel: Ready!

Sensei Chozen swings the bo staff, but Eli catches it. You and Robby kick the staff away.

Sensei Chozen kicks Robby back and throws Eli into you.

Eli: Grab the bo!

Nate: Get the bo.

Mitch: Get it, get it!

Chris: Get him, get him!

Eli: Come on!

Sensei Chozen drops the bo and rolls away right in front of the eggs.

Anthony grabs them and gets into cover.

Miguel and Sam fight Sensei Chozen. Just for Sam to get kicked away.

Robby, Eli, and you nod at each other, and all kick Sensei Chozen. He gets knocked back and kicks you back.

You fall next to the bo staff.

You get up and see everyone guarding Anthony with the eggs.

You pick up the bo staff, and right as Sensei Chozen starts to charge, everyone shifts over and you block him with the staff pointed at him.

Y/N: Hiyuh!

Sensei Chozen goes to the other side but you all shift over.

He gets out of his fighting stance.

Chozen: Snake concede.

He bows.

Eli: Dude, it worked!

Everyone starts to cheer and hug Anthony.

Chozen: This is what we have that Cobra Kai does not. Their movement mile wide, but only inch deep. But our movement, inch wide, but mile deep. Now that you have learned to work together, I will teach you how to master your defense. Yoshi! Kiotsuke! Hai.

You all bow down in unison.