"Oh my god!"

"Oh em' gee', what?"

"Oh Jake, Hi. Don't worry, it was just a bit of girl talk with Selene."

"How was lunch with your sister?"

"It was really nice actually, she's really excited about her job so I'm happy for her."

"Good for her,"

"Yeah,"

"So,"

"So?"

"I'm bored and I don't feel like studying. Entertain me peasant!"

"Your wish is my command, what would you like my queen?"

"Tell me about yourself, we've been talking for a while but we don't really know that much about each other,"

"Yeah you're right, we actually know next to nothing about each other,"

"We never finished our game of 20 questions!"

"No we didn't, who's go was it to ask a question?"

"Uh, I'm not sure but I'll go. How old are you? I'm 19,"

"I'm 21, single and I enjoy long walks on the beach,"

"Oh how cliché,"

"I'm cool like that, you mentioned study. What do you study?"

"I'm studying photography at college. What about you? Do you study or work?"

"Photography? That's pretty cool. And yeah I'm at college too, business student."

"That's awesome! I love it, my classes are pretty cool and I'm at the same college as Selene and her boyfriend, he's a business student too, so that's pretty cool."

"That's cool that you all go to the same place, which college?"

"We're all at UGA,"

"University of Georgia? You're kidding right?"

"No, why do you say that?"

"That's where I study,"

"No way!"

"Oh wow, this is unbelievable. This is the kind of shit you'd read about in some crappy novel. This kinda' stuff doesn't happen in real life,"

"Wow, just wow."

"You live on campus?"

"Nah, got a house that I share with Selene and her boyfriend."

"Nice, I'm on campus. I'm originally from Charlotte but I moved here to be closer to my sister."

"Oh that's sweet, I don't have any siblings. Just a dog,"

"Oh a dog, I think that's a conversation for another time. It's close to midnight and I'm guessing that we both have classes tomorrow."

"Ah dammit. I forgot it was Sunday."

"Yeah weekend struggles, am I right?"

"Preach it. Alright, catch ya' later!"

"Bye!"

(...)

"Ugh why does it have to be Sunday?"