Nicolas || Morgan

(April 15)

I finally broke up with her

What?

Your girlfriend?

Of course my girlfriend, duh

Well how am I supposed to know, duh

Say your sorry for me, duh

Sorry..?

You're not

Hey, you told me to

You single motherfucker

Dude chill... no need to rub it on me

Hey, you ain't the only one who had a bad day

Oh c'mon knowing you

You'd probably be crying over an A-

...

I was just joking...

I am- I was

Wow ah... sorry?

You're not

OKE BACK TO MY STORY

So... we broke up

I told her we're over 

well...

?

Should I ask this?

Shoot

Did she cry her eyeballs out? 

Was she sad? 

Did her eyeballs pop off?

I'm totally fine just in case you were wondering

What I'm just curious

SHE CRIED HER BALLS OUT IT WAS HILARIOUS

REALLY

YEA, SHE WAS LIKE IN DENIAL

BULLSHIT

I KNOW RIGHT I TOLD HER THE SAME THING

OMG WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, WHAT HAPPENED NEXXXXTTT

AND I WANTED TO LEAVE BUT SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO EVEN TOUCH ME 

AND, AND WHAT HAPPEN, TELL ME

I WAS LIKE BOO, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH DOES FILTHY HANDS

OOOOO SHE DESERVED IT

AND SHE BEGGED  ME NOT TO LEAVE HER

BEGGED

AT LEAST TELL ME SHE GOT DOWN TO HER KNEES

AND WE WERE LIKE IN THE HALLWAYS AND I JUST LIKE LEFT HER CRYING

Come to think of it my friend told me that someone broke up too

I don't know who broke up with who though

Pretty sure the guy broke up with the girl

Don't be a sexist... it could be the other way around

Now you're just being a sexist

I said "could"

It's a possibility, nico boy

Don't 

one week, you said one week

AND I TAKE IT BACK

I never said you could

...

Hey, thanks

Um, why thank... you?

I mean thank you for helping me with my problem and all

No problem

 I'm your GSBFF remember?

Yea 

Hey, can I say something?

I don't see why not

I like whatever we're doing

What? You mean talking?

Typing but yes

Want to know something?

Hmm?

I like this too

Whatever this is

A/N:

I think I'm dying... DIG MY EFFIN GRAVE FOR ME PLEASE... and don't forget to bedazzled the coffin for me guys thanks. I just finished my test... it's... well if me dying isn't already a hint then... 

The update (no one) needed: I passed with flying colors. Not the best of grades but, Jesus in a manger hallelujah bless the heavens I fucking pass. (the test was like 2 years ago)