Nicolas || Morgan

(April 7)

What's your name?

What?

You heard me

You're such a pushover, jeez

Correction I'm just trying to get to know my friend

Oh My mistake your highness

Forgiven

But seriously what's your name

Why would you want to know

Besides didn't you recently preached about how privacy is still a thing between strangers?

We've been talking for weeks 

It's already safe to say that your officially promoted to my GSBFF

Ahem it's only been ONE WEEK 

Don't make it sound like we've talked longer 

Fine miss micromanager

How is that micromanaging?!!!!

'Cause I say so

It's times like this that I am reminded of your IQ

And GSBFF? what the heck is that?

Girl Stranger Best Friend Forever

Well that's awfully long and so... weird

I don't think I want you to call me that

I'm not calling you that, I'm TYPING it Einstein

Touché 

So what is your name?

Why should I tell you, pedo?

Because I've been either calling you 'lady' or 'stranger'

And it's weird...

Than tell me yours

Nicolas or Nic or even the occasional Nico

hahaha

Who names their child Nico?

Correction, my name is NICOLAS, Nico is just a nickname

Ah, right sorry your highness 

My condolences to you parents for having a child like you

And I your's for having such a narcissistic child

I didn't expect an answer

Well you got one

So... what's your name girly girl or boyly boy

boyly boy?

Eh, It rhymes

Just give me a god damn answer

Morgan

Huh

'Huh?' 

Is that good or bad?

Nah, it's neither

 I just assume that your name was like Sophia or like Brittney Spears

You're name was a lot normal than expected...

Brittney Spears?

 Even I could sense the lack of creativity in there

I ain't picasso 

eh

I'm 18 by the way

Why are you telling me all this stuff?

So you can stop calling me a pedo and we're GSBFF 

Oh, wait are you like... 10?

Damn, I've been hitting on a 10 year old this whole time

Eww, no! no I'm not 10 WHAT THE HECK?

I'm so much older than that

So like 60 and above?

Wait- you've been hitting on me?

Gross

That is not the point lady

I wouldn't be calling you dude if I was 60

Hey, you could be a very cool grandpa

Don't underestimate Grandpas  and their coolness 

Sorry to burst your bubble but I ain't those cool gramps

So you're ten?

I'm 18

There you got an answer now stop assuming that I'm 10

So... we're the same age?

Yea no shit Sherlock

Well, i'll be damned

- NICHOLAS -

"Huh... so I wasn't making a move on a minor."

A/N:

yello losers!!! okey is that offensive? yea that's very offensive i jus- i just- I've always wanted to say that... but hey i could change it to 'yello winners!!' but that doesn't sound rite... rite? oke i'm just gonna stop... : (