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Nicolas || Morgan

(April 18)

I can show you the worrrlllldd

Shining shimmering SPWENDID

Tell me PWINCESS now WEN did you last take your sanity pills

I can open your eyeeessss

You NEeD Are MentLLy Illl

I'm not sure and I'm feel so drunk in jooyyyyy

Out ya system yet?

Yup, that felt good

So... 

Oh no, you don't like Aladdin don't ya

I mean Jasmine's nice and all but it's very...

sexy for a children's story

SEXY!! it's iconic!

Just think aboutt it, 

The story is about a try hard guy who's so selfish

That he wants the princess then she becomes like nuh uh 

And then she becomes a sex slave to Jafar it's sort of disgusting

ARGH what is with you and ruining stories like that

Ok what about little mermaid

You can't possibly ruin the little mermaid

Well it's about a stupid fish

not to mention she made a 'black market vodoo' level trade with an octopus

and then she almost died and become sea foam

Of course, Disney can't be that cruel and so happily ever after

Sugarcoating the cruel reality of life for kids

Wow... I- you have a messed up childhood

No... I don't

I was also one of those sunshine and rainbow victim before life hit me like a truck

oh did something happen?

Uh... no

Then what made you stop believing?

My fish died

Oh

Yea like last week

So this little depression act started since last week?

Yea... duh

I was about to grill that damn fish

What!!??

But it died before I could do anything to it :(

You're cruel you know that

No I'm not

Fishes are meant to be eatenW

Whatever floats your boat

Soo let me see...

You're a narcissist

Sadist

What else? Dream crusher?

Oh shut up even Cinderella doesn't make sense

WTF you can NOT insult one of the og princess

I mean I'm pretty sure she either has really big feet or really small ones

I guarantee that at least one person in the whole town has the same shoe size as her

IT'S CALLED A FICTION

Well it's called COMMON SENSE

Fine

Fine

Ok

Ok

Stop

No you stop

Ok that's it

What?

.

.

.

Hello?

Damn...



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