Nicolas || Morgan || Dexter

(April 21)

20 questions

What?

You ask me 20 questions and I ask you 20 questions

 Why should I?

I want to know you better

As in you want to know how I look so you could find me

...

Jebus

 Have some decency to deny it

Hey, I didn't confirm it 

You didn't 

But your silence gave you away 

First question

Uh, so we're starting this without my consent? 

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?

Oh- um- we're starting already

I have normal, natural hair color

HOW TALL ARE YOU?

As tall as my genes can get me

Would you cry if I die?

Why would I waste precious water on you?

YOU'RE NOT COOPERATING WITH ME WOMAN!!!

Oh no, did my lack of enthusiasm gave it away?

...I hope not

That... that is the most sarcastic thing I have ever seen in a text

Did you fall from heaven

no

'Cause dayum baby you look like an angle

You spelled angel wrong 

and I think it's 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven'

I did not misspell angel

Wait, yea i did

Unless Nico boy got some split personalities

I'm guessing the person behind the screen isn't him anymore 

So is it Vincent?

Wrongo girlie, it's Dexter

Dammit

Ah the last one of the three musketeers

Ouch that hur- shit

Lemme guess Nico boy got u?

You got that right baby girl

Oop, there's the unlovable boy I've been talking to

I'll stop...

What has gotten into him all?

What's wrong?

Dexter seems to be a lot more...

Happier?

No

Chirpier?

No

Um, chattier?

...flirtier

We're teach'n him how to flirt

Why?

He... he's the nicest one out of all 3 of us 

... and the most unfortunate among girls

Well girls like nice guys

Sure he's nice but he's like scared of girls

He's like... the Raj in our group

You're the first girl he's ever had a full-blown-real conversation with

First of all you watch the Big Bang Theory?

Second of all he's just shy, he doesn't need to get inebriated to talk to girls

And lastly, shy boys are the cutest boys

We've been talking for weeks and you haven't complimented me once

while here you are calling some other guy you haven't met cute

Ouch

Hey you exude playboy aura

Dexter is a sweet shy boy whose trying to talk to girls

He deserves compliments you don't, as simple as that :) 

I - you're so mean :(

:)

A smiley face won't make anything better 

- NICOLAS -

"And yes, I do watch the Big Bang Theory, meanie."