Nicolas || Morgan

(April 8)

Life sucks...

You just knew?!!!

So what's up wif wittle pedo's hwart

My girlfriend is what's up

Oh right I forgot you have a girlfriend

Thought you'd be lonely for the rest of your life

Stop underestimating me woman!!!

For the record, my looks and body is every women's dream

Hahaha you're so funny

So... did you confront her?

Well to be honest I wanted to confront her and break up

I'm tired of avoiding and tolerating her

So what's holding you from doing it?

What confronting?

No silly I mean exercising your fat ass- yes I meant confronting her

I just don't know how to put it in a nice way

Can I just say something

Type away, lady

She's a beach for cheating on you so in my opinion just be straightforward

hit her where it hurts in front of everyone, don't be such a cowardly wuss

Did you seriously replace bitch with beach?          

Yes I did or else I lose 10 bucks courtesy of my older sister 

And I'm not a wuss I can be really manly you know

I haven't been in a relationship in awhile so I'm not  the person you should go to for relationship advice

But be straightforward about it and BOOM!

Done

Should I you know lay it down slowly 

Nope no mercy

No 'fuck off  I'm breaking up with you'?

Nope 

Well.. make sure to make it dramatic

No making her feel guilty?

Well from what I heard, which is not much, but I don't think she's the guilty type

 Just a 'we're done' 

let her be like 'shit he found out' and leave like a proud beach

Or cheat in front of her whatever suits your cup of tea

Best be straightforward 'cause some girls can be quite stubborn

What if she cries her eyeball out?

Let her until her eyeballs pop off, it's her punishment

You can be quite brutal if you want to huh

Hey, when it comes to cheaters and bullies I have no mercy

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes he was my first boyfriend actually

Wow that sucks

Definitely does 

Not everything is all happily ever after

I feel like I could relate to the little mermaid right now

The little- what?

Le gasp! 

Seriously you don't know the little mermaid?

I do, It's just not my favorite 

JSDKHFHSFKHF

WE'RE DONE

?

yo dude?

are your serious with me right now?

you're pissed off because I don't like the little mermaid?

are you even an 18 year old boy?

- MORGAN -

"Pfft, "laying it down slowly", he's surprisingly pretty nice." 

A/N:

YO, YO, YO!!! DJ tiramisoo on the house!!! beaches! yep another thing I've always wanted to say... judge me i dare you...

anyways how was it? was it good? oh no, it's bad is it? yea i thought so too... eh OKE No srsly how was it? was it good? bad? to short? to long? oke imma stop ranting...

OKE BAIIIIIII