12. Sugar or flour?

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I went to the kitchen with my mouth slightly hanging low.

What is wrong with him?

Is he horny?

Is he high?

Did he hit his head hard somewhere?

Is he suffering from a serious mental illness?

N.O.N.E  O.F  M.Y  B.U.S.I.N.E.S.S

Meanwhile~

While being half zoned out I was preparing milk for Mrs. Jeon. I took the milk packet, poured it into a glass, and heated it in the microwave. While looking at nothing, literally nothing, I took the jar of sugar from the upper shelf and damn son iz vary heavy.

I took two spoons full of sugar and put it in the milk, almost half of the glass was sugar now, after that I stirred the milk carefully.

"Why are you adding s- HOLY COW! WHAT IS THAT?''

I looked at Soyeon who was looking like she just saw a donkey inside the house, right beside me or right on my face. I frowned and looked in front of me and the very next second my face had the exact same expression as Soyeon's but worse.

''JESUS CHRIST! WHAT IS THIS?!"

I said, almost screamed, and looked at the 'thing' in front of me. It was like white-colored mud in a glass, how did I manage to make this?

"What did you add in there, Johnson's baby powder?''

Wait I added sugar? Didn't Mrs. Jeon have diabetes? Shit, I was this close to killing her. And who adds two spoons full of sugar in a glass of milk, well, except me. I quickly looked at the jar I took the sugar from and the holy label read FLOUR.

I slowly looked up at Soyeon who was nearly dying out of laughter.

''Oh m-my.....flower.....f-flour..no sugar..y-yes flour jdsjjcjdmmsmcfmdjdjcvjvjfjfjdjfj ahahahhahahahahahahaha''

Okay I get it that it was dumb, no super duper dumb of me but why is she laughing soooooooo damn much? Why is she laughing soo much to the point that her intestines are coming out of her mouth? What day is today? Why is everyone laughing like a lunatic whenever I'm around?

''If you don't stop in the next 5 seconds then I swear I'm gonna shove this down your throat.'' I said pointing at the poison I just happened to make unintentionally. Soyeon quickly tried her best to pull herself together, she was panting so hard.

''H-how did you even manage to misread S.U.G.A.R as F.L.O.U.R? Or were you closing eyes while taking the jar, even if you were, tell me in which way do they look alike to you?" She was continuously attacking me with questions that at a point I asked myself why I wasn't deaf.

''Ummmm Because I see everything equally, okay?" I squeezed out an answer.

''That's why you thought of using flour instead of sugar because you see them equally?" Soyeon asked in disbelief.

"Yes, any problem?"

"Absolutely not, in fact, I'm getting emotional after seeing the amount of respect you have towards cooking ingredients. I wonder if you've ever shown less than half of the amount of respect you have towards cooking ingredients to me." She said in awe.

''Of course not. They are far more important than you, they are useful unlike you.''

''Hahaah so funny, now what will you do? Serve this dough to Mrs. Jeon?''

''Do I look like I want to die?"

''Then?"

''Simple.'' I slowly walked past Soyeon and by seeing the expression on her ugly face I can tell that she didn't understand my plan yet, well good for me. I slowly approached the kitchen counter and grabbed the tray full of food, that's when Soyeon understood what I was up to.

''Oh no you're n-"

''Oh yes i am, anneong~ "

And I ran out of the kitchen at the speed of lightning.

''YAHHHHHHHH Y/n!!!!!"

I could hear Soyeon shout back from the kitchen. I ran towards the dining room while looking back in the direction of the kitchen and was smiling creepily.

And when I looked in front of me there was Mrs. Jeon and Jungkook sitting at the dining table and looking at me. Mrs. Jeon was giving me a disgusted look while Jungkook was giving me a confused look. I gave them a super awkward smile and served their lunch.

After all that awkwardness I took a shower.

Hmmm what to do now? Okay, I'll clean the window.

I was walking past Jungkook's room.

''Yah.''

I was still walking.

''Yaaaahh!"

I looked behind to see Jungkook standing beside his room's door, basically behind me.

''Me?"

''No, I'm talking to my doorknob you know?"

''Oh okay then, enjoy."

''What the hell, of course you!"

''Really? Okay what?"

''Umm I was actually going to say that...''

''That?"

''That can you....''

''Can I?"

''Ahhhhhh.''

''I'm sorry I don't know how to."

''What?"

''What I mean is that I don't know how to Ahhhhhh.''

"Wtf?" Jungkook sighed.

''So I'm going to my studio''

''And you forgot where it is ?"

''What? No!!"

''Then?"

That's when Jungkook realized that beating around the bush won't help at your case.

"And you're going along with me."

"W-what?"

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