After a few minutes of walking around aimlessly you could feel your hands and nose going numb. Walking tiredly you tripped on a rock. Falling to the snow. You stood there. Tired... Then you heard something.

What was it? Laughter? You were probably dreaming. . But the laughter didn't stop. It gave you enough hope for you to get up and start walking to what you hoped was where the laughter was coming from. You walked for a short amount of time. The laughter was more loud and clear now. But looking around to find a source of such merry sound you knew you couldn't stand much longer. Trudding rather slowly your eyes caught something. It was an old style bar kind of place. You couldn't begin to understand why there was such a place in the middle of nowhere but the cold was too much and you couldn't question anything right now. Your feet picked up it's pace. You could hear the laughter clearly now. You reached the door urgently and slammed it open. Feeling the warm air tickle your numb body. You looked around to find the bar full of people. It was loud. Nobody even seemed to notice you coming in.

You ducked, a mug nearly missing your head. The place was in chaos. People were shouting, drinking, throwing and you were sure you saw people fighting too. Keenly taking in your surroundings you couldn't help but notice that people were dressed weirdly as well. These clothes were definitely not from the 20th century. Was it cosplay? . Maybe you were accidentally on a set for a movie. Everyone's clothes were dirty, ripped and worn out. You thought about asking someone where you were but decided against it. You didn't know these people and  by the way they were dressed they could even be dangerous. Turning around you harshly bumped into someone and fell to the floor. You looked up to see a huge man. He wore baggy and disheveled clothes that were just like everybody else's. His only difference from the others was his colourful hat which quite resembled a tropical flower. Looking at his face he had a beard that was definitely not hygenic. His muddy eyes seemed furious. You didn't know why though. Weren't you the one on the floor?  But one thing you knew from the look on his face was that you were doomed to die.

You stood up.
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The chaos in the bar had long ceased. It was now full of people whispering to each other. But two people were speaking much louder than the others allowing you to hear their conversation. One of them said:

-She is definitely dead. Who would dare even touch our captain. He is wanted for 1 million Beli! He's an elite pirate that's for sure!

Today was full of weird events and shocks. Waking up from a car crash, almost freezing to death and so on your body nor your head was in the best condition because of the eccentric day you were having. Your were out of normal reactions. The tires on your brain weren't working anymore or if they were your brain was definitely in slow motion. So you did something nobody in their right mind would do in this situation. You laughed. This time not even trying to control it you laughed even harder. Falling to the wooden floor once again while shouting:

-A pirate!! 1 million beli? Of course! And I am the Queen of England! But shhh.. Don't tell them I sneaked out! Ahahahahaha...

The slicing sound of a sword was heard throughout the silent inn. The swords pointed at the girl who second ago was laughing her heart out. The crowd that had stopped whispering minutes ago stared at the man who was holding the sword and furiously staring at the girl on the ground. Your brain was out of its confused haze. Sirens were ringing in your brain shouting danger. Showing you the reality of the situation. Now, there was a sword and the supposed pirate holding the sword was more than ready to kill.

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Author:
Welp. Good luck with not dying. Next time don't laugh at the face of a shabby looking man. Am I being too harsh on you guys? Let's see if you survive long enough.

Anyway if you have come this far I hope you leave a comment about your thoughts!!!! It just makes me so happy to see them and allows me to write even better chapters. See you soon!