"Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!" "Don't make my hopes high, Turner baby, when you can clearly not satisfy me in the ways I want you to." "Eh, the calls gets recorded, Pearl." "So?" "Just thought I'd let you know."
"Aww, you are coming around me." "How?" "You don't sound as nervous as before." "So what would you like to order today?" "Thank you so much for asking because yesterday someone ended my call before I could give my order."
"Not my fault you make me nervous." "Do I now, huh? Okay and before I forget, I'd like to have a large pepperoni pizza." "Okay, anything else?" "Do you know what the animals are called who only eat meat?" "Carnivorous?"
"And do you know what I am called?" "What?" "Hornyvorous." "Bye, Pearl." "Bye, babe." *Beep* *Beep* •••••••
I literally got the idea of the hornyvorous innuendo out of nowhere 😁