"Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!" "Hey, can I have two large pepperoni and two mexican pizza?" "That's a lot!" "I know, but it's not just for me." "Then?"
"My boyfriend is coming over in an hour and we are going to have a movie night." "What if your boyfriend doesn't like pizza?" "Then he is not going to have the desert." "What's for desert?" "Me."
". . ." "Stop blushing and come over quickly, or do you want me to give this desert to some other guy?" "I'll be fifteen minutes early!" *Beep* *Beep* •••••••