"He—llo?" "Oh baby, why are you crying?" "P-Pearl?" "Yours one and only." "I t-thought you h-hate me." "No baby, why would I hate you? You are my most precious and innocent man."
"B-But you didn't p-pick up my calls." "Oh god, is that why you are crying?!" "Yes." "Fuck, I am so sorry Turner, my shithead of a cousin broke my phone, so I had to give it for repairing." "So, you don't h-hate me?" "I like you, Turner and not the other way around."
"C-Can I ask you something?"
"Anything." "I feel shy asking about it." "Do you want to ask if I'm a virgin or not?" "No!"
"Then do you want to ask me when I'd be teaching you how to kiss?" "No, no, no!"
"Then?"
"I wanted to ask if—" "If?" "If you'd like to be my g-girlfriend?" "I'd love to, Mr. Boyfriend." *Beep* *Beep* ••••••• Who thought quarantine would be fun?