"Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!"

"Is your last name, Wilson?"

"Yes?"

"Do you go to Princeton High?"

"How'd you know?"

"Damn boy, do you know girls in your school are actually crazy over you?"

"Stop feeding me lies."

"Ever thought why they so badly want to make you their project partner?"

"That's because I am smart!"

"No, that's because they want to ruin you."

"Ruin me?"

"Like m-mafia bad?"

"No, like Christian mad."

"The father?"

"Nope, the daddy."

"I don't get you."

"Don't worry baby, I won't let anyone take away your innocence."

"Huh?"

"Because you are mine to ruin."

"But, how do you know m-"

*Beep* *Beep*

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Someone please get me a Turner.