"Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!"
"Can I please have two large of your Friday special with jalapeños and mushrooms as toppings?" "Will that be all?" "Yes." "What's wrong?"
"With who?" "You." "Nothing." "T-Then why are you n-not talking to me?" "Because you don't want to talk to me."
"I do!" "Is that why you always end my call whenever I say something sweet?" "It's just, erm, how do I say this?" "Using your mouth would be a perfect option."
"Y-You make me b-blush." "You make me blush too, baby." ". . ." *Beep* *Beep* •••••••