Dallas: Attempting to count how many girls (and guys) he has slept with, then trying to decide if this means he is bisexual or not.

Johnny: His coworker who doesn't know his name, and doesn't care about him. He secretly loves her.

Steve: What to name his booger.

Soda: If he drank soda would that make him a cannibal ?

Darry: How much washing and iron he has to do when he gets home.

Two-bit: Why his hands smell like peanut butter?

Ponyboy: His head is stuffed in a book, he's daydreaming about it being him instead.