Sometimes the cringiest pick up lines get the girl...

Dallas: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Steve: Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Ponyboy: Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Darry: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Soda: You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Two-bit: Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Johnny: If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.