Love Yunyun, all my homies love Yunyun

PS: ALL KONOSUBA GIRLS ARE PERFECT AND THATS A FACT

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Yunyun: "Y/N, are you alright?"

Y/N: "My head hurts a bit."

Two weeks had passed since Yunyun and yourself officially became friends, having a really good time and making you forget about drinking any type of alcoholic beverage. In a way, Yunyun saved you from a lonely life full of despair and boredom.

Now? You hit your head really hard against a tree because you were daydreaming, thinking about the many things you could do with your only friend. Were some of them about love? Sure, since she was the only person you were really close to aside from Luna, but she probably didn't want to go that far with you, you thought.

Y/N: "Let's go, we're almost at the inn, I need to rest I'm beat."

Yunyun: "Two people alone can't defeat a horde of goblins."

Y/N: "But we did anyways."

The joy Yunyun had every single time you smiled was something she couldn't describe, as if she discovered the meaning of happiness, it was insane how happy she was around you. She was always determined to make you feel that way and today would be no exception.

Once you've arrived at the inn and entered your room, junped on the bed and lied there, staring at the ceiling in boredom. Yunyun stood by the bed, looking at you and thinking of something that might cheer you up.

Yunyun: "Y/N, is it okay if I try something? On you?"

Y/N: "On me? What do you mean?"

Yunyun: "Well, there was this kind man at the guild that told me about this technique that made all men happy."

You weren't liking the sound of that, but it made you really curious, so you wanted to try it.

Y/N: "Well, whatever it is, go ahead."

Yunyun: "Great, now take off your pants."

Y/N: "Huh? I was thinking it would be like a massage or something."

Yunyun: "It's similar, now, take them off."

She was determined to make this work, so she wasn't going to give up. You finally decided to give in and did so.

Y/N: "Hurry up will ya?"

Yunyun: "Let me...."

She pulled down your boxers too, holding your dick in her hand and inspecting it, making a clear "aah" sound as if she liked the way it looked.

Y/N: "What are you doing?"

Yunyun: "Don't fret! This will work, I think."

You could feel her breath down there, which was enough to get you erect. Yunyun smiled as she thought she was doing something right.

Yunyun: "Oh! Look at it, it got bigger!"

Y/N: "Let me sit down."

It was too late to tell her about what she was actually going to do, so you weren't stopping her. Yunyun started licking on the tip, her face blushing a bright red as she did so.

She licked some more of it until opening her mouth and getting some of it in. You enjoyed every bit of it as she started to bob her head up and down, using her tongue as well to make sure she was taking your dick entirely.

You grabbed her head and forcefully thrusted in and out, Yunyun took the entire length of it, even with how big it was, just to see you satisfied. You gave one last thrust as you let it all out in her throat, giving Yunyun a bit of a hard time swallowing, but she managed to do it and smiled, containing her bated breathing.

Yunyun: "You look... so happy, Y/N!"

Y/N: "Ah, thank you, Yunyun..."

You let yourself drop on the bed, gasping at how surprisingly good Yunyun was at giving blowjobs.

Y/N: "Was that your first time doing it?"

Yunyun: "W-Well yeah, was it good?"

Y/N: "It was, it just surprised me a bit."

Yunyun: "Ooh I can't wait to see Megumin's expression!"

Your head did it's thing and came up with something to convince Yunyun to finish the job.

Y/N: "So, you mentioned before how this Megumin person was your rival right?"

Yunyun: "Yeah?"

Y/N: "Why don't we take this a step further and show her how close we are?"

Yunyun now looked at you funny, smiling innocently since she had no idea as to what you were talking about.

Y/N: "Let's have sex."

Yunyun: "Heh? Is that something friends do?"

Y/N: "Umm yeah, friends do it all the time."

Yunyun: "A-Alright then, I trust you."

You grabbed Yunyun as you forced her down on the bed facing away from you, taking a look at her white panties which were literally on full display because of how short her skirt was.

Yunyun: "Umm, Y/N, what are you..."

Yunyun was blushing, still unsure as to what she had gotten herself into.

Y/N: "Don't worry."

You pulled her panties aside, finally seeing her virgin pussy and how wet it got from the blowjob she gave you before. You licked your fingers and started rubbing the outside of her vagina, making Yunyun let out cute moans as she held on the bedsheets.

You aligned your dick with her pussy, slowly and carefully going in while Yunyun's moans were muffled by the bed itself, her eyes watering from the pain.

Y/N: "Are you okay?"

Yunyun simply nodded with her head as you were now pulling out slowly, then going back in again. The tightness of her pussy as it clenched on your dick was something unique. You continued to go in and out until she finally got used to it, which was when you started going faster, holding her hips as you thrusted in and out of Yunyun, who was starting to like the weird feeling of your cock as it twitched while it penetrated her.

She couldn't speak anymore as moans were the only thing coming out of her mouth as you started to pick up the pace, making a loud clapping noise every time you thrusted inwards.

Now you violently thrusted into Yunyun, making the two of you sweat and enjoy the moment which was accompanied by Yunyun's moans as they started getting louder and louder.

Yunyun: "Y/N... I..."

Y/N: "It's okay.... Yunyun, I love you..."

Strangely, the two of you climaxed at the same time, with Yunyun blushing at what you had said as all of your cum was going in her. You two took a spot on the bed, Yunyun looked at you with what almost looked like hearts in her eyes.

Yunyun: "Love?"

Y/N: "Yeah..."

You gently caressed her cheek before getting your lips to meet hers as you kissed her, Yunyun now blushing a deep red. You separated from her, smiling.

Y/N: "I—"

Yunyun: "Does this mean we're no longer friends?"

Y/N: "We're more than that now."

Yunyun: "Best friends?"

Y/N: "Not exactly, a bit more than that."

Yunyun: "Super friends?!"

A small laugh came out of you as Yunyun and her innocent mind still took you by surprise.

Y/N: "I'll explain later. Now, we rest."

Yunyun: "Umm, alright!"

Yunyun snuggled close to you as you embraced her, excited for what the future could hold for you and your very peculiar girlfriend.

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You and Yunyun walked into Wiz's shop, seeing the four adventurers Yunyun wanted to see, including Megumin. After what happened yesterday, Yunyun couldn't walk very well because her legs felt sore, trembling every step she took.

Yunyun: "Megumin, I... I have good news!"

The short arch wizard looks at Yunyun with a smug expression, knowing that she would always be one step ahead of her no matter what she did.

Megumin: "What is it?"

Yunyun: "I... I had sex with my super friend Y/N!"

You stood next to Yunyun, nervously laughing as the four people in front of you were all wide eyed, Yunyun smiled as if the sex session she had with you was an immaculate experience. The blonde one of the group had a perverted look on her face, the blue haired one seemed disgusted while Megumin simply fainted. Wiz walks out of a room and greets you.

Wiz: "Oh I didn't hear you come in, Y/N."

Y/N: "Oh hey Wiz—"

Yunyun: "I had sex with Y/N!"

Wiz: "..."

Wiz passed out behind the counter after hearing that.

The guy in the group, Kazuma, approached you and very quietly spoke to you.

Kazuma: "Did you actually?"

Y/N: "Yes, I did."

Kazuma: "How was it?"

Y/N: "It was good."

Kazuma: "Nice."