Sleeping With The Goddess - Aqua x Reader (Konosuba)

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Another one of the one-shots that I've made in the past and I've decided to publish here.

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Y/N's POV

That was probably one of the loudest thunderstorms that I've ever heard, I couldn't sleep because of it. The little rain drops that kept on hitting the top of the house, the extreme wind that was so harsh, you could see the trees trying to stay erect, but to no avail. And that damn thunder, I bet if I got struck by it I'd probably become the fastest man alive or something.

So since I couldn't sleep, I decided to go downstairs.

The hallways were dark, but because of the lightning, you could see from time to time so I decided to go without a light.

pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad

I walked downstairs, I decided to go to the kitchen to see if there was anything interesting to eat.

bong

I froze, I heard a bottle fall to the ground and as I couldn't see anything, it could be anybody in the kitchen, maybe someone trying to steal our food.

So I snuck up on the person, it was too dark to see who it was, but there was someone there. they weren't facing my direction, so I kicked the left knee pit, grabbed their neck and pushed them down to the ground, then I put my arm on the neck

Y/N: "Who are you?!"

???: "KAZUMA KAZUMA HELP-"

Y/N: "Hey, hey wait!"

I covered their mouth with my hand so they could stop screaming

Y/N: "Aqua?"

Aqua: "hmm?"

Y/N: "Oh right, sorry"

I move my hand from her mouth

Aqua: "Y/N?"

Y/N: "Why did you scream!?"

Aqua: sniffles "You were the one that pinned me down to the ground?!!"

Y/N: "Oh I'm sorry I couldn't see and I thought you were a thief or something"

Aqua: "No sorry, you will do my chores AND give me massages for a year!"

Y/N: " If that's what you want.."

Aqua: "I knew you would-wait what"

Y/N: I could do that as a way to apologize, and I could do other things as well.."

Aqua: blushes "Well, since you're saying it like that...wait what am I saying, and get off of me!"

Y/N: "Oh right, my bad"

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We sat down at the table

Y/N: "What were you doing up so late?"

Aqua: "I was T H I R S T Y, so I went to the kitchen"

Y/N: "I see, but don't you have your booze in your room."

Aqua: "It ran out"

Y/N: "Did it grow legs?"

I could tell after I made that joke, Aqua was trying to hold her laughter, but in doing so her face turned red and her cheeks inflated. After a couple of seconds, she stopped and her face turned a more normal color.

Aqua: coughs "I'm fine"

Y/N: "Well, I got some in my room if you want to go"

Aqua: "Pervert"

Y/N: "I didn't mean it like that"

Aqua: "You one hundred percent meant it like that"

Y/N: "I guess I'll drink all of it then"

Aqua: "Fine we'll go!"

We walked to my room, up the stairs, down the hallway.

pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad

We arrived, I opened the door and let her go in, then I went in, I laid down on my bed while she sat down next to me.

Y/N: "Here"

I got the bottle from under my bed and handed it to her, she started chugging it. I didn't mind since I wasn't a fan of alcohol, I rarely drank any alcoholic beverages and I didn't even buy that bottle, someone at the guild just handed it to me, telling me that it was really strong and of really good quality or something like that

Wait

Aqua: "Thanks"

She handed me the bottle back, empty now

Y/N: "Wha-?"

Aqua: "Hey, don't you feel a bit dizzy?"

Y/N: "Oh crap"

Aqua: "I'm gonna use your bed if you don't mind"

She lays down next to me, and the pose she was in, her face was very close to mine, her face was adorable and her soft breathing could be heard amidst all the lightning. I could tell that she was smiling because of the alcohol, but she looked pleased and her eyes were locked onto mine.

Y/N: "Hey, you alright?"

Aqua: "It might be a bit dark, but I think you're really cute~"

Y/N: "A-Aqua, you're drunk and you should sleep now so you don't do anything you regret.

Aqua: "Then let's sleep together~"

Y/N: "W-Wait A-A-Aqua-a"

Without a second thought, she got closer to me. She moved my arm and placed her head on my chest and her arm around me.

Y/N: "A-Aqua..."

Aqua: "Wow, you're really muscular as well compared to that shut-in neet, I mean, even though you have this body, you feel very comfy, the best cuddle buddy~"

Y/N: "P-Please Aqua.."

Aqua: "Please, let me sleep with you just for today. And the day after that, and the day after that..."

Y/N: "Fine, but don't go regretting it and hitting me tomorrow, got that!"

Aqua: "Yeah yeah, I got it, goodnight my teddy bear~"

She got even closer and hugged me even more, rubbing her face against my chest, with that damned smile and her red cheeks on her face.

Y/N: "Goodnight, Aqua"

Y/N: Damn her and her cuteness and sexiness, how can one be cute and hot at the same time!!

I closed my eyes and tried to sleep

I couldn't sleep

This position was probably really good and all, but Aqua kept on touching on some 'places' that we should not talk about.

So I changed things

I made my face the same level as hers and put my arm over her and I stayed like this, there's nothing wrong with that.

Aqua took notice of this, but she was too drunk and asleep to care and only made a noise and went back to sleeping.

Then I started to fall asleep

Aqua: whispers "Y/N, I love you so much, you're the best."

That woke me up

Goddammit

She's just having weird dreams, go to sleep

Aqua: whispers "Let's get married and have kids, I bet you're pretty good in bed."

Ok, what the flippity flop flip

I was convinced that it was probably nothing.

Or maybe she was fully aware this was happening

She asked for this

I kiss her on the forehead.

Y/N: whispers "We can have all the kids you want tomorrow, goodnight my beautiful wife"

Now that I got that out of my system, Aqua didn't reply and it was too dark to see if she had actually heard me, so I slowly fell asleep.

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It was morning, the sun came through the window, I could actually see Aqua better now and she had a very adorable sleeping face. She didn't wake up yet, so I caressed her forehead gently to wake her up.

Aqua: whispers "Five more minutes."

Y/N: whispers "Goddess, it's time to wake up"

Aqua: "Ok Y/N just give me fi-"

She slowly opened her eyes and once she saw me, she got scared and almost fell out of the bed, thankfully I caught her before she hit her head.

Aqua: "W-What are you doing in my room you pervert, and why are you sleeping with me?! Did we do it yesterday and you drugged me so you could use my holy and divine body however you pleased, you perv!"

Y/N: "First of all, this is my room, second, that's horrible you know I wouldn't do that."

Aqua: "Then how did I end up sleeping with you?!"

I stood up

Y/N: "The better question is did you enjoy it?"

I teased her to see how she would react.

Aqua: "Well, I-"

Aqua: whispers "probably would have if I remembered anything..."

Y/N: "There it is."

Aqua: "Shut up!"

Y/N: "Very well then goddess, if you ever wanna do this again just tell me alright, I thought that was actually pretty nice."

Aqua: "Well, I guess it would make sense since I don't remember much of last night..."

Y/N: "Great! I'll go make breakfast, you wanna come help?"

I extend my hand to her

Aqua: "Umm sure"

She takes it and stands up and we both leave my room and make our way downstairs.

Y/N: "Hehe lots of babies"

Aqua: "What was that?!"

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