I made a promise to myself that I would do EVERYONE in helltaker, so here you go :)
ALSO! Imma give a shoutout to Fluff-queen for reminding me the angels existed when my dumbass couldn't. Thank ✌︎

P.S.: FYI This is gonna be one of the last helltaker oneshots for a while ✊😔

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"Look who's decided to join us..."

You awake in an almost dream world, everything around was REALLY really white, and so bright that it was a miracle that you weren't blinded by the light the heavenly place emits.

Y/N: "Where am I?!"

You noticed that you had been tied to a heavenly chair, which felt extremely cold on your ass. Probably because your pants weren't where they were supposed to be, leaving your erect cock out for all the girls in front of you to look at. These girls were all angels.

"You're in heaven, idiot. And you have done a lot of bad things, so much so that some of my angels actually admire you. By the way, you wanna know what we do with sinners?"

What seemed to be the leader stood in front of the angel group, holding a peculiar weapon and getting ready to whoop ass, but she wasn't there to punish someone, but to fuck them. You knew this because her eyes, along with everybody else's, had this sort of horny energy which meant they were thirsty for someone, so that essentially meant you were done for.

"Show him, girls—!"

Y/N: "Wait! Wouldn't they and you be committing a sin if they fuck some stranger?"

"You got a good point, but I don't really care. Go."

The angels ran towards you, then quickly stopped when they were right next to you, and started touching you everywhere. The angels were kissing, groping, licking, sucking, and so many other things which felt really good and really weird at the same time, and all of this was turning you on more and more every second. One of them started vigorously sucking you off, moving her hand at the base of your cock to do her job right, and she didn't disappoint, whoever it was. This kept going for some more time until a voice stopped the angels.

"Alright! My turn."

With a single command the leader of this group of angels got them to spread around, leaving enough space for her to sit on you, using her hand to put your cock in her.

"Ah, you're bigger than I thought!"

Y/N: "T-Thanks...?"

The leader started bouncing up and down on you, her clothes could barely hold her breasts so she ripped her clothes open, letting her breasts out for you to appreciate.

"Hey, wake up."

Y/N: "What?"

Right in the middle of the action, you opened your eyes and saw that you were back in your bedroom, with Azazel sitting on top of you.

Y/N: "What are you doing?"

Azazel: "I was just... testing something."

Y/N: "Are you... are you blushing? What did you do to me while I was sleeping?"

Azazel: "Nothing! Everything I do is for research purposes only!"

The curious angel got off of you and the bed, quickly running out of the bedroom and leaving the door open as she ran to the living room.

Y/N: "Great, now I'm horny."

Timeskip brought to you by a quick flashback of Cerberus doing something suspicious when you were asleep.

"Police! Open the door."

Cerberus stood on the side, nervously looking down as you reprimanded her for doing whatever it is they did. They looked guilty, and with the police suddenly knocking on your door, you assumedthey either committed a crime of sorts or simply did something mild and ordinary.

Cerberus: "We messed up."

Y/N: "What did you do? If you tell me, then we can solve this issue. I won't get mad I promise."

The dog girls refused to speak, continuing to awkwardly stare at the floor. Judgement stood beside you, ready to kill some people.

Judgement: "You want me to get rid of them?"

Y/N: "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of this."

You slowly walked to the door, looking through the door's peephole, seeing a fine lady in a suit and a girl next to her carrying a pretty cool gun. They were both fearsome in their own way and you liked that.

You gently open the door.

"Good morning."

Y/N: "Good morning. Chocolate pancakes?"

The sharply dressed lady took a plate of pancakes you just made, with the gun girl next to her pulling down her mask to show her interest in the pancakes.

"Oh, thanks. We have some questions though."

Y/N: "Yeah, please come in."

As soon as the two girls walked in, they were shocked to see girls with horns and white hair in the house and how similar they all looked to each other.

"What's this? Some kinda cosplay convention?"

Y/N: "It's a long story—"

Lucifer: "We are demons. My name is Lucifer and I'm the CEO of hell."

"Yeah right, and I'm Jesus." The lady in charge says, getting Lucifer to feel embarrassed as she blushes and hides behind you.

Lucifer: "W-Whatever... state your business, mortals!"

"Well, we were called here because one of the neighbors said their kid was 'annihilated' by 'three white-haired girls'."

You looked back at Cerberus, who pretended to not know anything about the situation and were doing simple things: one of them was reading Modeus' spider season book except the book was upside down, the other was doing push-ups, although was clearly struggling to do more than three, and the third one was chewing on one of Zdrada's cigarettes, then coughing at the disgusting, bitter taste.

Y/N: "I can assure you, it was probably some other girls. The girls here are completely peaceful—"

Modeus: "You wanna do some more of that... handholding today?

Y/N: "Not now, later... like I was saying, I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding."

While you and the detective in charge (let's call her number 1) were conversing, the heavily armed girl (this one is obviously number 2) was playing with the three dog girls on the couch, tickling their tummies and patting their heads.

One: "Well, there must be some way we can deal with this little situation..."

The detective took a bite of the pancakes, then made a noise which indicated that she was really enjoying them. She continued to devour the rest of the pancakes, then set the plate down.

One: "You're really good at making these. I'm sure you must be... good with something else. You catch my drift?"

Y/N: "Are you hitting on me, detective?"

One: "Not at all. It's just that I heard a lot about you so I'm not just here because of the phone call..."

Y/N: "Listen, I'm not sure I can do this. I don't wanna get in trouble—"

One: "It's okay. My friend is also here for the same thing. Job is hard. Come here!"

The girl left Cerberus and made her way to the table, making the mistake of leaving her gun with the dogs.

One: "It'll be quick and I promise, you won't be seeing us again. If you don't, then we'll arrest you, teehee."

Y/N: "...Fine."

You actually really wanted to let out all of your pent up frustration because of what happened this morning, so the police coming to your house was probably helping you out a bit.

You stood up, calling all the girls. They all came and were paying attention.

Y/N: "I have to go outside for a couple of minutes."

You left the house with the two officers right behind you. Beelzebub herself had her suspicions, but she loved you and was going to let this moment slide. A harem's a harem after all.

When you got in the police car the two officers started taking off your clothes and then their own, and once they saw your cock they couldn't resist. Everyone in that cop car was horny so this was going to be fun and quick.

Officer Two got on top of you, riding your dick as she bounced up and down while One sat next to you, mad that she didn't get the chance to do it first. You kissed her and started playing with her breasts to help her out a bit while Two continued to bounce on you, moving her ass around your dick to get the full feel of it. You grabbed her hips and started thrusting harder and harder in her and finally came in her after one last thrust that made her squeal as she rested her head on your shoulder, passed out.

Officer One started getting impatient, so she grabbed Two and pushed her to the front so she could have you for herself in the back. She started sloppily sucking on your dick, taking it all in as her head bobbed up and down, using her tongue to the best of her ability. You felt great but it was nothing you hadn't experienced with the demon girls before.

You stopped her, putting her on her back and inserting your cock in her, once again thrusting like a wild animal because it just felt great, and One seemed to like it too.

The thing about doing it in a car is that there's risk of getting caught, but no one was watching, or seemed to care, so you were going to be fine.

You thrusted and thrusted, and then One extended her arms for you to embrace her in a loving kiss, so you did, hugging her whilst kissing her. Your bodies were so close together it almost felt romantic. And just the thought of it made you cum inside of One, which surprised her since she moaned like Two, except louder. You sat down, letting One rest her head on you as she lied down.

One: "Thanks... I promise we won't bother you again."

Y/N: "Yeah, okay then. I gotta go back, my girls need me."

One: "That's cute. Good luck then."

Y/N: "Thanks."

You put your clothes back on then left the car, heading back into the house. You saw the girls being themselves, playing around like they always do. Cerberus seemed to be fixated on something you couldn't see, so you came closer, and saw they stole Two's gun.

Y/N: "What's this?"

Cerberus: "Treasure! We found treasure!"

You sigh.

Y/N: "Yeah you did."

You patted the heads of all three heads before walking away, seeing Beelzebub smiling at you.

Y/N: "What?"

Beelzebub: "Did you enjoy yourself?"

Y/N: "I guess, but it wasn't the same."

Beelzebub: "You wanna do it?"

Y/N: "Yes please."

THE END