Idiots Stick Together Pt. 2 - Catarina Claes X Male Reader (Hamefura) (Req)

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I vibe with Catarina HARD. Also, her forehead is pretty glorious.

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You sat up, stretching your arms before noticing Catarina was already awake.

Y/N: "How has thy bed treated you, idiot?"

Catarina held back her laugh, but in the end, she even ended up snorting once when she laughed.

Catarina: "Jeez! It's too early for us to start messing around like that."

Y/N: "I know, but..."

You lean in, whispering in your girlfriend's ear.

Y/N: "Did you sleep well?"

Catarina was blushing like crazy, but she shook her head and then smacked your back.

Y/N: "Oof!"

Catarina: "I'll push you off the bed!"

Y/N: "Alright, I'll stop. But did you?"

Catarina rests her head on her pillow, holding your hand but feeling a bit weird while doing so.

Catarina: "I did..."

Y/N: "But?"

Catarina: "I don't know! Doesn't it feel like we're doing something wrong?"

Y/N: "Uh... no, I think we're fine."

Catarina pulls you back into bed with her, snuggling into your chest and then kissing your lips very gently, but then you cupped her cheeks and deepened the kiss, staying in that position for a couple of seconds before Catarina poked your eye.

Y/N: "Hey!"

Catarina: "Sorry, you're so... you!"

Y/N: "I thought you would like it."

Catarina: "I do, it's just that... it feels wrong. As if there's something or someone we're forgetting."

Y/N: "No, I'm pretty sure we're fine."

"Heresy!"

Gerald suddenly barges into Catarina's room, seeing you two comfortably lie in bed. Catarina panics and waves her hands around, having absolutely no words to explain the situation.

Y/N: "What?"

Catarina: "This isn't what it looks like!"

Gerald: "It isn't? According to an anonymous tip, this is the third time in a week you've been doing... this behind my back."

Catarina was completely embarrassed, covering her pale face with her hands. You didn't really have anything to say since you weren't sure what was going on.

Y/N: "Who are you again?"

Gerald: "I'm Prince Gerald, her fiancé."

Y/N: "Oh yeah, that guy."

The royal dude seemed pissed, and you would be to if someone were sleeping with your fiancé. But it wasn't like she really liked him because he didn't look like someone nice to be friends with, let alone a husband.

Gerald: "L-Leave right this instant. I need to talk to Catarina about this."

Y/N: "Sorry, but I'll stay here."

Gerald: "Excuse me?"

Y/N: "I can't leave my idiot behind!"

Catarina: "H-Hey, don't call me that right now!"

Gerald: "A duel it is then. For the heart of Catarina Claes, I challenge you!"

Y/N: "Yeah, I guess. I hope we don't use wooden swords because if anime has taught me anything, is that those fuckers hurt."

Catarina: "You used to watch anime too?"

Y/N: "Hell yeah, what's your favorite show?"

Catarina: "Oh! You know the one with the bunny girl?"

Y/N: "Isn't that the one where—"

Gerald was fed up with how much you were talking during such a serious situation. He raises his voice.

Gerald: "HEY! Stop speaking nonsense and let's start!"

Y/N: "Alright. Wish me luck."

Catarina didn't say anything, blushing a bit as she looked at her two guy friends. Maybe having a harem wasn't such a good idea after all.

While you were following Gerald, you noticed even he was being a bit weird today.

Y/N: "You alright?"

Gerald: "Are you not going to dress?"

You looked down, seeing you weren't wearing anything as you walked around the place, with one of the maids seeing you and immediately passing out.

Y/N: "Shit, you're right."

When you were done with that, you travelled to a nice place and stood facing Gerald in an open field, holding a sharp sword that looked expensive:

Gerald: "Let us begin."

Y/N: "Alright. You first."

Gerald runs towards you, but just as he was about to strike, someone puts a foot in front of him which causes him to trip and fall.

Catarina: "Stop this now!"

Y/N: "Oh hey Bakarina."

Catarina: "No nicknames!"

Y/N: "You're angry. That's cute, and scary."

You put the sword back in its sheath and watched as Catarina approached Gerald, talking to him while you just stood there, wondering how much money you would get for selling the sword. You heard a slap, but you decided not to look. It took some time, but when Catarina was finally done, she walked up to you, then slapped you.

Y/N: "Hey."

Catarina: "Why are you accepting challenges like that? I'm not an object."

Y/N: "He seemed angry and I thought I would help him let off some steam. You slapped him too, right?"

Catarina: "You're damn right I did!"

You smile, letting the sword fall and you brought Catarina closer, seeing her blushing face as you went for a kiss. She moves her head aside, pushing you away.

Catarina: "At least tell me when you're gonna do that!"

Y/N: "Sorry. Can I?"

Catarina nods a she jumps into your arms and pushes you down to the ground, kissing you passionately while Prince Gerald left with an annoyed look in his eyes.

Y/N: "Is he gonna be alright?"

Catarina: "Yeah, I talked to him. We'll all be alright, I think."

Y/N: "Great. Does this mean we can still... do the thing?"

Catarina shook her head.

Catarina: "Part of the deal was that we wouldn't do it anymore."

Y/N: "Deal?"

Catarina: "We could do anything we want, except for that."

You looked at your idiot partner and chuckled.

Y/N: "Is a deal gonna stop us?"

Catarina looks around, making sure there was no one around to hear what she was about to say.

Catarina: "Nope, it's not."

Y/N: "I'm glad."

You went back to kissing, wondering how this would affect you if anyone ever were to find out.

Five Years Later

An axe comes down on a log, splitting it almost perfectly in half. Then, hands grab another log and place it on the bigger log, then the axe comes down again, splitting it in half.

Catarina wipes the sweat off her forehead with her forearm, then she looks up at the clear sky.

"It gets hotter this time of year, doesn't it?"

An arm wraps around Catarina's waist while the other offered her a glass of lemonade.

Catarina: "Hello there. Is that for me?"

Y/N: "Nope, it's for me, but I got some more inside if the kids don't drink it while I'm here."

Catarina: "I'll go in, let me just pick these up first."

You took a sip of the refreshing drink, making Catarina a bit jealous that your lips were on that glass and not on her own, so she fixed that. Whilst carrying all the chopped up wood, she suddenly kissed your cheek.

Y/N: "What's that one for?"

Catarina: "Mmmm, I don't know."

Then, her lips met with yours for a solid five seconds before she stopped to see your reaction.

Y/N: "You really want lemonade that badly?"

Catarina: "Maybe."

Y/N: "Fine, you can have mine."

Catarina: "Thanks!"

Catarina drinks the whole thing, then she hands you the glass with a big grin on her face.

Catarina: "That was great!"

Y/N: "We really are idiots huh?"

Catarina: "Guess we are!"

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