Alex's POV

"She really has the fucking audacity to show up here. And did you fucking see that bitch's face when she walked in? God, I just wanted to ring her fucking neck right there." Billie seethed as she aggressively cut up the rest of the pineapples.

"Billie. Chill. I mean, what did those pineapples do to you?" I shook my hide while popping a piece of pineapple into my mouth.

After Andrea's family arrived, Billie's mom sent both of us to the kitchen to cut up some fruit salad for everyone. I was currently sitting on the kitchen counter, while a pissed off Billie cut up the fruits next to me. I've been attempting to calm her down the past 10 minutes, but she's been fuming the entire time. And I'm guessing using a huge sharp knife to chop things up aren't really benefiting the situation.

"Baby, I'm serious. The bitch is a snake. If she tries to pull something, I don't think I'll be able to control myself." Billie grumbled as she angrily chopped off the stem of a strawberry.

"Dude, you need to calm down, you're gonna hurt yourself." I pouted as I reached forward and held Billie's wrist. I picked up the knife and placed it on the counter. I held onto both of Billie's hands and pulled her closer to me.

"Don't waste your energy on her. Seriously. She's not worth it." I muttered, putting both of my hands on either sides of her face.

She let out a sigh and walked in between my legs while she wrapped her arms around my waist.

"Aight I'll try. But, I make no promises." Billie raised her brows as a smirk tugged onto her lips.

I rolled my eyes while I sent her a half smile, feeling her hands trail to the sides of my hips, squeezing lightly. She pulled me closer and connected her soft lips with mine as they slowly moved in sync.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the happy couple." Andrea's voice interrupted. I groaned, pulling away.

Here it goes.

"You know what bitch-"

"What, Billie? What are you gonna do? Everyone has a clear view of us, so I dare you to pull something right the fuck now." Andrea snarled.

I furrowed my brows and turned to the side, seeing two huge transparent glass doors, that gave the adults full view of what we were doing in the kitchen.

"Bro you're on crack if you think I give a fuck. In fact, why don't we go out there right now so I can pounce your ass in front of everyone." Billie growled as she took a step closer to Andrea.

Andrea widened her eyes but shut her mouth, clearly realizing her tactic wasn't going to work on Billie. She walked past us and entered the bathroom, slamming the door shut.

I sighed as I hopped off the counter and grabbed Billie's hand, dragging her to the swing that was placed in the corner of the backyard.

I sat down next to Billie and glanced at her direction. Her resting bitch face was shooting daggers at the door of the kitchen as her foot rapidly tapped up and down.

"Bil, just ignore her. She's an attention whore, you're giving her exactly what she wants." I stated, turning my body so I was facing her.

I pouted realizing she still looks as tense as ever.

"Bil, give me the fucking attention I deserve." I whined as I grabbed her face.

She blinked a few times and nodded, "I'm sorry, shorty. It's just kinda hard when the devil itself is literally in my house right now." She sighed as she draped her arm around my shoulder pulling me closer.

I chuckled at her response as I felt her play with my hand.

"By the way, I got you a little present for our sleepover tonight." Billie smirked as she licked her lips meeting my gaze.

My eyes immediately widened, "I swear to god if it's a fucking dildo I will leave." I deadpanned raising my brows.

She let out a laugh and rolled her eyes, "It's not a dildo. I got you this sexy ass lacey lingerie set from Victoria's Secret. Mmm..I cant wait to see you in it." Billie caught her bottom lip with her teeth as her thumb slowly trailed down my jaw. My eyes instantly flutter shut at the soft touch.

I open my eyes and felt my cheeks turn pink as I looked up into her eyes that appeared darker then normal.

"Hello love birds!" Finneas's voice sang as he squeezed himself in between us and took a seat, making Billie scoff, "Cockblock." She grumbled.

"I can't really block something that isn't there." Finneas sent Billie a smug look as she glared at him

"He's not wrong, y'know?" I giggled.

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"Yeah, but the funny thing was she was more pissed than my parents. She's like the human version of that vine you know 'the power of christ compels you' literally." Xavier shook his head while laughing along with Billie and I.

He was currently telling us the story of when his family walked in on him kissing a guy for the first time and how his sister lost her shit.

I burst into a fit of giggles until I saw Ethan and Ruby stumble over to our bench, holding onto glass cups.

"W-whats up bitches." Ethan hiccuped.

"Woah. Are you drunk?" Xavier widdened his eyes as he watched Ethan and Ruby glance at each other and errupt into laughter.

"Fuck." I muttered to myself as I watched them lean onto each other for balance.

"Nah, we gotta get y'all outta here before any of our parents see you." Billie shook her head as she got up to them.

"Kids! Food's ready!" Billie's father, Patrick yelled, making my eyes widen.

Mariana, Callie and Leanne walked over to us.

"Guys, we need help." I sighed looking at them as Ethan began to smell my hair.

"They're crossed as fuck right now." Billie groaned as she held Ruby's body up.

"Crossed. What a funny word." Ruby burst into giggles, Ethan following along shortly.

"Are you serious Ruby? How the fuck did y'all even get the alcohol?" Leanne groaned as she took Billie's place, wrapping her arm around her sister.

"They literally left a bunch of wine bottles opened up soo..we took em." Ethan shrugged.

"Come on y'all! Foods gettin cold!" Ruby's dad yelled from the dining table making me let out a long sigh.

"Time for shit show 2.0" Mariana mumbled to herself while Callie sent the two of them a disapproving look.

"Ethan. Look at me. Your parents are right there. Can you try to act as sober as you possibly can? Because if they figure out how drunk you are, we're probably all getting beaten to death." I pleaded. His glazed eyes widened, "Holy fuck I'm starving, let's go." Ethan grinned.

I mentally face palmed as he tugged my wrist to the dining table, even though he was completely plastered, he was still way stronger than I was, so it wasn't that hard for him to drag me around.

"Wow! This looks amazing!" Ethan exclaimed loudly, making me yank his arm down so that he was actually sitting down.

I looked over at Billie, both of our faces were filled with panic, "We gotta get them the fuck outta here before anyone notices!" Billie whisper yelled from my other side.

"How?" I asked, looking up at her in concern.

Billie sighed as she looked over at Ruby who was sitting in front of her laughing like a maniac because of something Jesus told her.

"Hey, Ruby. I love your skirt. Where'd you get it?" Andrea sneered. I couldn't help but glare at her. I completely forgot she was here.

"Oh-uh it's actually mine. She's borrowing it from me." Mariana rambled quickly, trying her best to keep Ruby's mouth shut. The girl slurs really bad when she's intoxicated.

"Oh, Well what about your top? It's super cute." Andrea smirked as she began to raise her voice, gaining attention from Billie and I's parents.

"I-It's from Forver 21, but thank you. For a backstabbing evil bitch you don't seem too bad." Ruby hiccuped as she sent Andrea a grin.

Billie's mouth dropped open as did mine after hearing the words that came out of Ruby's mouth.

"Ruby! Watch your mouth!" Her mother gasped in shock.

"Sorry mommy." Ruby slurred slightly.

"Why're you even here Andrea? Shouldn't you be in like jesus camp?" Ethan grumbled with his mouth full.

"It's labor day, dumbass." Andrea screeched as she narrowed her eyes at him.

Ethan rolled his eyes while he mocked her voice under his breath, "It's labor day, dumbass...Fuckin bitch." He scoffed as he violently took a bite off his burger.

My head instantly snapped to the sound of my moms voice, "Ethan, hun. Can you pass me the burgers?"

"Hell yeah. They're so fucking good." Ethan smiled lazily as he passed her the tray. I mentally face palmed as she awkwardly chuckled at his reaction.

I shook my head at him and ate another spoonful of mash potatoes.

"E. You good?" Diego asked Ethan, looking at him in concern and a hint of amusement.

"I'm peachy." Ethan sent him a toothy grin as his red eyes sent Diego a lazy wink.

Diego's eyes instantly widened as he looked at Ethan in horror, he slowly put the pieces together and turned to me, completely horrified.

I sighed and nodded, answering his question.

"Um, Ethan and I are gonna go to... the bathroom. Excuse us." Diego announced awkwardly as he gripped Ethan by the arm and pulled him inside.

Everyone's chatter stopped for a slight moment till it quickly resumed, making me let out a breath of relief.

"Alex?" I looked to my left and saw Cece sitting next to Ethan's empty seat with barbecue sauce smeared all over her face, making me chuckle.

"Yeah?" I answered softly. She leaned forward as if she was going to ask me something top secret and said, "Is my brother a lesbian?"

Billie let out a throaty laugh as she began to choke on her veggie burger.

I sighed and ignored Billie's reaction as I directed my attention back to Cece, "I just see Ethan and Diego together a lot so I thought they were both lesbians." She explained as she took a bite out of her rib.

"I can't b-breathe" Billie cackled, making me roll my eyes.

"N-no um they aren't lesbians. They're just best friends." I sent her a smile, which she nodded in reply.

I sighed as I sat up straight and looked at Billie, who was still trying to contain her laughter. I rolled my eyes again but couldn't help crack a small smile.

"Sir, I would just like to inform you that this is the best barbecue food I've ever eaten." Ruby stated lazily as she raised her brows, while gazing at Billie's dad.

"Thank you, hun. I try." He smiled at her gratefully.

"Yeah, you could totally open up a business or something. The sauce is just so thick and rich, I wanna bathe in it. Oh my god, you know that scene from iCarly where Sam sticks the rib to Freddie's cheek and like it stays there. I bet this would do the same." Ruby rambled as she raised up her rib, attempting to stick it to Mariana's cheek.

"Ew! Don't ever do that again." Mariana whined as she pushed Ruby away, who broke out into a fit of laughter as if it was the funniest thing she had ever seen.

"I thought you were going vegetarian, Ruby?" Leanne, her sister, shot up.

"Yeah, well I thought you were going to college. Life doesn't always work out the way it was supposed to, huh?" Ruby stated obnoxiously loud as she smiled sarcastically.

Her voice immediately began to grab the others' attention as they slowly turned to her and furrowed their brows.

"Um, y'know what? I'm full. How bout all of us girls go to my room so we can um, I don't know braid our hair?" Billie stumbled on her words nervously as she grabbed my wrist.

"Oh, uh yeah. We can like have a pillow fight or whatever." I added, trying to sound convincing. Mariana sent me a weird look as I stood up.

"Okay, girls. Andrea we leave in an hour, okay?" Andrea's mom added. She nodded innocently as she got up and walked inside.

I thanked Billie's parents for the food and walked in with Ruby around my arm as we slowly dragged her up the stairs to Billie's bedroom.

"Shit, now I gotta deal with Andrea in my fucking room. She better not touch my bed. Not tryna get aids." Billie rambled as we pulled Ruby up to the last step.

"Oh my god. She has aids?!" Mariana gasped.

"Who has aids?" Andrea's voice popped out of nowhere making me slightly jump at the sudden sound.

"You do, dummy." Ruby giggled as she reached forward and booped Andrea's nose, making Billie snort in which she quickly tried to cover with a cough.

Andrea rolled her eyes but didn't respond as she turned around and walked into Billie's room, taking a seat on the edge of her bed. Billie loudly winced as soon as she saw Andrea's seating location.

"You're changing the sheets before we fuck." I mumbled to Billie as I walked Ruby to the bed and laid her down, causing her to instantly black out.

do y'all want me to follow my own story line or follow the tv show's story line ???

I been debating on doing that but ik some of y'all don't even watch the show so i don't wanna confuse anyone

also y'all rlly don't want alex and billie to break up, huh? :P

anyways pls vote and comment bc y'all are funny asf and reading them literally make my day <3

and rip to mac miller and all respect towards him. his music meant a lot to me and helped me through so much i will never forget him❤️ long live mac