(Yes Missy is 4. She's just special plus her mom was a crack addict so she was independent for most of her life)

Chapter kind of revolves around Missy cuz it's her world and we're just living in it.

Chasity's POV-

"WHAT?" Stefan and I yelled.

"What?" Missy asked.

"You just said that you got married," I told her.

"Oh, yea. Hey." She replied.

"You're married to wannabe Justin Bieber?" I asked.

"Ew no. I married his best friend. They're both ugly but he's rich." She whispered to us.

"You're rich too," I replied.

"I know. and?" She responded and stole a donut.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Leo asked as my brothers came downstairs.

"Oh, yea you're right." She said and ripped off her outfit, revealing a new fit.

"This is my divorce outfit. I get half of his lunch money every day until we die. That adds up." She replied.

"How much money do you have in your piggy bank?" Stefan asked me.

"I can't tell you but just know that the piggy is about to bust." She replied and left.

"I want to be her when I grow up," Angelo said and we all agreed.

"Bitch you are already fucking old." I told him.

"Stefan, what are your intentions with Chasity?" Leo asked him out of the blue

Why now?! AHHHH!

"We're actually doing this right now. Okay." Stefan mumbled.

"I care about Chasity a lot. She's the first girlfriend that I ever cared about more than myself. I don't have any bad intentions with her and I actually do see a future with Chasity." He said and turtle was fake crying.

"That was the most...cringe shit I ever heard. Please I'm gonna go...umm...kill myself." Rocco said and dipped.

"He's right. See ya losers." Leo said and dipped.

"I'm hungry," I said to myself.

Stefan got a phone call.

"What?" He asked.

"Okay fine. Yea I'm coming. See you soon." He said and hung up.

"What happened?" I asked him.

"Missy's selling weed at school and someone snitched on her so she punched their nose." He told me and my mouth dropped. SHE'S FOUR WHAT THE FUCK?

"Let's go to Miss' school," I said and grabbed his hand.

We drove to her school and I was screaming "Love Story" my Taylor Swift.

When we arrived at the office I heard Missy talking.

"Ms. Girl, it wasn't weed, it was an edible. My dad's edibles to be exact." She said.

"Missy you are 4 stop acting like an adult." The principal said.

"And you act like a 4-year-old when your 77. You skanky ass bitc-." Stefan put his hand over her mouth.

"Sorry about Missy. She went through a lot this year. We'll take whatever conse-." Stefan tried saying but I cut him off.

"How much money do yall need to Zayn this one away?" I whispered to the lady. (I LOVE ZAYN)

"MONEY? I can't take that. She needs serious discipline-."

"Yea yea we'll make her not watch Jojo Siwa for a week. How much?" I replied.

"Money is not going to wor-."

"3 million?" Stefan asked with a smirk.

"Of course." The lady said and he handed her a check.

We walked out of the room.

"I made bank today." Missy laughed.

Children.