Chasity's POV-

The next morning I was sleeping peacefully when I got woken up by a monster.

"WE'RE GOING TO OUR COUSINS' HOUSE!" Antonio yelled.

We have cousins?

"Fine." Give me a second." I told him and rolled out of my bed.

I laid on my floor for a bit trying to kill myself with my slipper.

I walked to my closet and looked for an outfit.

After years of yelling at myself, I found a nice fit.

I look hot. Like always.

I looked to my left and saw a microphone.

OH MY GOODNESS! ALL HAIL THE MICROPHONE!

I grabbed it and skipped downstairs.

"Ladies and Gentlemen and Fuckerface. HOW YOU DOING?!" I asked into the microphone.

"WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER A MICROPHONE?" Rocco yelled.

"Me." Donkey said laughing.

"🎶 Thank you Do-na-tel-lo. You are appreciated but I will still kill you in my sleep broooo 🎶" I sang. He rolled his eyes at me.

"BESTIE! I repeat bestie! If you do not carpool with me to our cousins' house I will set your boyfriend on fire. This is a threat." I yelled and she laughed.

"I'm not going." She said and I screamed.

"What do you mean you're not going? You need to go." I said.

"I'm in an argument with your cousins." She replied.

I swear to gosh she knows everyone.

Probably knows President Biden. Wait scratch that President Biden probably knows her.

"Why?" I asked.

"One of them owes me 5 bucks." She replied.

Isn't she rich?

"We can bully them into paying you back?" I suggested and she agreed.

We got into the car and I brought the microphone. Obvi.

"It's a 2-hour ride." Ninja said.

"2 HOURS?!" We yelled.

"We'll stop at McDonald's for breakfast." He said and I instantly became happier.

"YAY!" We yelled and went into the car.

We spiced up the seating today because if we're all in the same area for more than 30 minutes shit goes down. Shit as in people gets set on fire.

Here's who in each car.

Leo and Franco.

Marcello and Ant.

Donkey and Angel.

Rocco, Maddie, and yours truly third-wheeling ME!

I can't believe that I always end up third-wheeling.

Now don't get me wrong. I love making sure that they leave room for Dora but it's so boring when they get all cutesy. Tacos. Hungry. Aardvark. Arthur. DW.

We sat in the car and Rocco looked annoyed.

"You can ride in the car with us but leave the microphone." He said.

"🎶FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK NOOOOOOOOOO🎶" I sang turning on the mic.

This is gonna be fun.

(A/N- I wanna start a podcast IDK why.)