Chasity's POV-

"BESTIES!" I yelled coming back from target.

I bought $1,000 worth of stuff even though I went to buy gum.

Let's not talk about it boos.

"What did you do?" Donkey asked.

"I don't know but can you help me bring in my bags." I told him holding my gum. He nodded and his mouth dropped when he saw all of the bags.

"LEO!" He yelled. Why is he snitching?

"What....?..... The fuck did you do Chasity."

"I am so sorry I didn't know how to act after seeing the money. I never had a credit card you know." I replied genuinely.

"It's okay I honestly don't care." Leo told me and called his people and my future besties to bring my bags.

I saw Maddie come downstairs so I called her.

"MADELINE SOMETHING LAST NAME I GOT YOU PRESENTS!" I yelled.

I feel like Santa. I hate that asshole tho.

"What did you do Chas?!" she asked laughing.

I told her to wait a minute and looked for her presents.

"Here you go you ho ho ho." I said laughing.

"Thank you." She replied laughing and opened it.

"Awe it's adorable." She said when she saw the teddy bear I got her.

"You're welcome. I also went to a bookstore even though I don't read and I found books there. Who would have thought?!"

I opened the barns and nobles bag accidentally revealing the book called "How to Get Your Brother and His Ex Back Together For Dummies."

"Yikes, that is not for you." I replied and hid it.

Here it is.

"It's called "How to Make Your Ex Boyfriend Jealous. Bad Bitch Edition." I said and she laughed.

I was doing a haul of what I bought for Maddie and giving her some things  when the brothers' girlfriend walked into the room.

"Oh no." Bestie mumbled.

"Hi. Maddie, hostage." They said sounding very fake.

"I'm not a hostage anymore bitch. I'm your boyfriends' sister for your information." I told them.

I'm not that toxic. I would never ruin my brothers' relationship on purpose I'll just accidentally ruin it like I always ruin stuff.

"Why aren't you saying hi back Madeline. You got bitchy hanging out with your new friend?" One of the girls asked. Hold me back!

"What's your guys' name because I don't want to keep thinking of you as bitches?" I asked politely.

"I'm Anastasia, Donatello's girlfriend. And she's Kennedy, Angelo's girlfriend." The bitchy one said.

NO NOT THE NICE BROTHERS. Oh universe please say that you have a plan because if you don't give me a sign and I will kill theme

"They're too good for you two. I'm being honest." I replied. I hate them.

"You mean we're too good for them." The minion Kennedy replied.

"No. I said what I fucking said." I replied. I have never been more serious.

Now you're probably like "You give cool nicknames to everyone. Why don't they have some?"

They don't deserve fucking nicknames. Bitches.

"Anyways Maddie how's your mom? Oh, wait you don't have one." Anastasia said.

I was going to kill her but Madeline went up to her and punched her really hard.

"Ow that will bruise." She said innocently pointing at Anastasia's face.

THAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BESTIE!

GO BESTIE! GO BESTIE!

(A/N- School starts tomorrow. I hate this. Anyways stream drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo. Bye boos 🥰)