Chasity's POV-

It was the next day and Maddie and I were on our way to brunch.

I think she wants to stab me.

Or maybe give me free food.

I just realized that I can't live off of Leo's money for the rest of my life.

What the fuck am I going to do?

Ehh that's a problem for future me.

We got to the cafe and sat down.

"SPILL! WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME?!" I asked a bit too loudly.

Everyone started staring at me.

"I'M JUST PLAYING Y'ALL! THIS RAT IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN I MEAN NIECE AND NEPHEW!" I yelled. I don't know what I'm saying.

I looked through the menu and got food.

I was waiting for Maddie to tell me why we went out today.

"Oh, I have something for you." She told me.

"Ooh, gifts. I love those." I replied.

"Here." She said and gave me a gift basket. Where the fuck did that come from?

Obviously, I opened it like a little child getting birthday presents.

Ooh, chocolate. I like those.

Cupcakes. Yummy.

Flowers? Is she proposing to me?

Ooh, a box.

Is that the ring cuz you know 😏😏

I opened it and saw AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

"I AM A FUCKING MAID OF HONOR BITCHES!" I yelled and passed out.

I was very very excited.

I woke up and saw

Wait a minute, this is not my house.

Oh, I'm in Stefan's room.

Let's steal some stuff.

Ooh, a watch. I like it.

Mine now.

Gum.

I'm craving some.

Mine.

Boxers?

I don't need those.

Ooh, snacks.

Sign me up.

I stole a lot of things but let's just call it a trade because I stole 40 things and left behind like 40 pennies.

Fair trade.

"STEFANO, BOYFRIEND!" I yelled but only saw Missy.

"Hey," I told her.

"Chasity Russo." She said sternly.

"You okay?" I asked her.

"No. My wife divorced me." She answered.

"Sucks. I'm stealing a pancake." I said and stole it from her plate.

"Whatever and I know, it sucks. I bought her a ring for no reason." She told me.

"You know what they say. Fuck her (his) best friends and make them yes men." I responded.

"What's a fuck?" She asked me.

"Oh, I mean kiss." I covered it up.

"That's what I suspected. Thanks, Chas." She told me and skipped away.

Stefan walked into the room shirtless.

"Hey baby." He told me, his voice very very deep.

Nope, not doing this today.

I passed out.

(A/N- I'm gonna start a youtube channel for funzies plus I want clout 🤪😎)

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