Chasity's POV-

If Stefan offers you free food, do not take it, he's trying to poison you.

"Calm on sweetheart, it tastes good." He said handing me the food.

Guess what it is.

"It's a fucking salad, Stefan," I replied.

"And?" He asked.

"You might as well poison me." I told him.

He grabbed my waist and brought me to his lap.

He stabbed that sa-sa-salad and put it in my mouth.

I can't act immaturely. Just swallow it, Chasity.

That's what she said.

Fuck off.

I bit it and that shit was nasty.

"I need to go walk my goldfish. One sec." I told Stefan and ran to the bathroom spitting the salad out.

Disgusting. Don't recommend it -10/10

I walked past Antonio's room and saw him typing. He looked concentrated.

"*Cough*nerd*cough*," I said entering his room.

"Shut up." He replied and threw a candle at me.

"What are you doing?" I asked jumping on his bed.

"Trying to convince Rocco to make me his best man." He replied.

That will never happen.

"Let's be real, you're not going to be his best man." I broke the news to him.

"And you're not going to be Maddie's maid of honor." He said.

"Of course I am. She doesn't have any other friends." I replied.

STEFANO!

I ran out of the room and went to the kitchen.

Maddie, Rocco, and Stefan were talking.

Interesting.

Imagine Stefan's the flower girl.

That needs to happen.

I sat down with them and eavesdropped.

"When's the wedding?" I asked.

"In a month," Maddie replied.

WHAT?!

"That is so close. Oh my goodness. We have so much to do!" I said.

"We?" Rocco asked.

"Yes, we. As your favorite Russo sibling, I need to contribute stuff." I told him.

"Mommy! Daddy!" Crusty yelled with blood on her hand.

"What's wrong?" Maddie asked panicked going up to the child.

"I accidentally hit Emi with a scissor." She replied.

SHE STABBED HIM!

"Okay queen. Pop off I guess." I said but Stefan covered my mouth.

"Don't encourage it or you'll be next." He told me. Is that a threat or is he warning me?

"Christy De León Russo, why the heck would you stab your brother with a scissor!?" Madeline asked angrily, while trying to get the crying baby to shut the fuck up.

Tea. Get your popcorn kids.

"He stole my juice box." She replied.

"That's not an excuse Cocomelon stan," Elephante said to her and squared up.

"Oh shut it, paw patrol simp." She replied. These insults, please-

"Come on amore, let's get you cleaned up," Rocco told Crusty and took her to the sink.

(love)

Why is he so nice to the uggo children?

They're his kids dumb ass.

I know that.

"Let's get brunch tomorrow," Maddie told me.

Why?

Is she trying to kidnap me because I stole the last donut?

(A/N- My back still hurts.)

#brokemyback

#thatswhatshesaid

#stfuyousinglemotherfucker