Chasity's POV-

I woke up again and saw Stefan still using his phone shirtless.

"Babe, please put on a shirt before I pass out again," I told him

"I'm okay." He said.

I tackled him...respectfully.

"Ahh, attack!" I yelled but he tickled me.

I'm ticklish. We don't talk about it.

"What are you guys doing?" Marcello asked opening the door.

"Fucking."

"Nothing."

You can probably guess who said what.

"Wh- I don't even fucking care." He said and left.

"You're a disappointment," I told Stefan.

"Wait no, I'm a disappointment. You have blue eyes." I said.

Yes, there is a correlation. Keep up.

"HIDE ME! THE CHILDREN ARE GONNA KILL ME!" Missy said and hid behind us.

"What happened?" Stefan asked her.

"I accidentally stepped on one of them." She replied, panting.

Bitch-

"Which one?!" I asked.

"I don't know they all look the same." She said.

"MISSY!" Crusty yelled.

"You stepped on Crusty?!" Not bestie crust.

"Oh, yea that's their name. Hide me." She said and went under the cover.

Crusty had a FUCKING BASEBALL BAT WITH HER.

How are these children so strong?

"Oh nope child. Not today." Stefan said getting out of bed and taking it out of her hand.

"Missy!" Crusty yelled and jumped on her.

"Get it off of me please!" Miss whined but I was just filming her getting beat up by a 20-month-old.

I'm pretty sure the child ages a lot.

She and her brother are really smart for their age. Kinda jealous or whatever.

"Where is Christy!?" Rocco and Maddie asked coming inside of my room.

Who's that?

Do they have another child?

Missy was kicking her legs everywhere but Crusty was hanging on like it was the last fucking taco.

"Christy, what's going on?" Rocco asked her.

"Missy is a meanie." She said.

"You're a tiny rat. How am I supposed to look down 24/7?" She replied.

"I'm going to shoot you in your sleep." Crusty threatened and walked away.

"That is definitely Rocco's child," Stefan mumbled.

They left and I fell onto the bed.

"Make sure ya'll save some space for Jojo," Missy said to us.

"Shut up," I told her.

"I can't-" She replied and fell onto my stomach.

"Leo gave me 3,000 dollars for me to be in the middle while we're sleeping." She told me.

"Of course he did," I replied.

She got in the middle of the bed and started blabbering.

"Did you guys know that you get pregnant by this thing called sex?" She asked me.

What the fuck?

"Fuck me," Stefan mumbled.