Chapter 140

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Chasity's POV-

It was the next day and I was on my way home.

I was upset with Stefan though because he said that he won't get me a McFlurry.

How rude.

"Come on my love. I said I'll get you one tonight, but you can't have ice cream for breakfast." He said and I became outraged.

"How else will I get my energy?" I asked.

"Co-." He was about to say something but I cut him off.

"Drinking 7 Red Bulls. You're a genius babe!" I said and kissed his cheek.

"Oh no." He mumbled.

We got home and I screamed.

"BESTIES I AM PREGNANT!" I yelled.

"What?!" They asked.

"Fools April. I mean April fools!" I said.

"Bitch shut the fuck up." Ant farm said.

"Where're my donuts?" Leo asked.

Fuck, I forgot.

"I forgot but I know a drug dealer," I said.

"What's that suppose to mean?" He asked.

"You can't ground me, it's April fools, you fool," I said.

I learned on this day, it's like Opposite Day but for cool kids. You don't have to listen to anything someone says because what if they're tricking you.

"Stefan we're breaking up," I told him.

"Cool. I'll go get tinder now." He said and took his phone out of his pocket.

"Wait bitch you should. Actually, I will, so I can catfish people with your picture." I said and downloaded the app.

"We're not actually broken up you ugly fool," I said to my brothers.

"We can tell. You guys are perfect for each other, it's annoying." Donkey said.

Square up hoe.

"CHASSY! STEFFY!" Musty said running up to me.

"Hello, child," Stefan replied.

"Ello there mate," I said.

"Hi," Crusty told us.

"You're adopted," I replied.

"What?" She asked.

"April fools UGGO! YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR MOM'S PUSSY!" I yelled and got stares.

"Can we like unkidnap Chasity?" Rocco asked.

"Nope. You are stuck with me. Happy April fools." I screamed.

So apparently like five minutes later I accidentally set the whole house on fire but it's okay because it's April fools so if anyone asks is was a prank gone wrong.

Anyways so I'm going to go kill myself and I will be right back after this short advertisement.

Are you sick and tired of your breath smelling like shit?

Well, go brush your teeth bestie.

I should go hide so I don't get yelled at. Eat dirt, see ya.

(Don't eat dirt) 

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