Chasity's POV-

Guess where we're at.

LOS ANGELES.

For the people who hate on California shut the fuck. You probably live in Wyoming or some shit. (I'm kidding not really)

I want tacos.

TACOS!

TACOS PLEASE!

"Stephanie let's get tacos," I told Stefan.

"Ok, darling." He replied.

DARLING?!

I have that minion song stuck in my head.

Not the minion one it's the trolls one. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT GOES LIKE

'Because I'm happy clap along if you feel like a something without a roof.' Or something like that.

Anyways I'm hungry. Like my stomach sounds like a truck. Well, not really but you know what I don't give a fuck.

TACOS!

Anyways we got to the taco shop thingie mabober and I ordered my food.

I'm in this phase where I ironically make dad jokes.

Missy hates me for it.

I want a pet.

FUCKERFACE!

Oh my goodness. He better be alive.

I ate my food and it hit.

Imagine my tacos become like actual people and start attacking me.

Enemies to lovers am I right?

I'd drop Stefan not gonna lie.

"Stefan if a, I don't let's say a celebrity comes up to you and asks you out. Would you say yes?" I asked him.

"I don't think so." He replied.

"You're dumb," I told him straight up.

"What?" He asked laughing.

"If you were even lucky enough to be in the same room as a celebrity and you said no, I would think that you are either high on cocaine or just plain stupid," I responded.

"Would you?"

"Hell fucking yes. I'd marry them without a prenup and then they'd tragically pass away and I get all of their money." I told him.

"Smart," Missy replied.

We got home and I was so excited.

I get to see my brothers, Maddie, Elephante, and Crusty!

I slammed open the door and yelled,

"BITCHES I'M HOME! AND I AM BEARING CHILDREN!"

"What the fuck did you just say?" Leo asked as they came downstairs.

"JOKES LAUGHS!" I yelled and they attacked me in a hug.

"OMG Y'ALL GOT CRUSTY! Speaking of crusty, CRUSTY MY FAVORITE NIECE!" I said and saw my niece.

She didn't cry. TEA!

I turned to my right and saw Elephante.

"Oh hey, musty didn't see you there," I told him and carried him too.

"Ew, you look like your father. Take offense." I said.

"Please, you haven't been here for 2 minutes and you're already bullying their children." Ant farm said.

"Mama?" Musty asked me.

"BIT- BITTY I AIN'T YOUR MAMA, DON'T EVEN START," I said and threw him to Rocco. I kinda accidentally threw him a bit too hard.

Crusty started laughing.

"Child don't even start, or you're next," I said but got a scary look from Stefan so I stopped bullying the child.

"I'm kidding. I love children." I told them. LIE.

"Can you like not bully my child for like 2 minutes?" Rocco asked.

"I don't know brother. They're pretty easy targets." I said.

"THEY'RE 1!" Maddie yelled.

(A/N- Don't bully babies. This is just a book. I only bully them when they learn how to talk. Then it's like 👶💨🏌️‍♀️FOR UMM LEGAL REASONS I AM KIDDING! I DON'T TALK TO CHILDREN. THEY SCARE ME 😫😫😫)