Chasity's POV-

We spent the rest of the week in Switzerland and now it was time to go back home.

"Stefan! I think we're the coolest couple in the world." I said.

"True but Roccoline is definitely a close second." He replied.

Facts.

I fell asleep.

When I woke up I didn't see Stefan.

I walked around and saw him on the phone.

He looked pissed.

Like pissed pissed.

Tacos are so fucking good.

Someone said something on the phone and he got red.

Like a tomato.

PIZZA!

"Touch Chasity and I will kill each and every person you care about. Maybe I'll have some fun and torture them in front of you while you beg me to stop. I don't know, I'll figure it out later but for now stay away from her." He said as he doodled our names in a heart.

Awe why was the hot?

Sometimes I forget that I'm dating a ruthless Mafia leader who only has a soft spot for me.

He's just so precious.

And his hair. Oh my goodness it's just adorable.

NOT ME FANGIRLING OVER HIM.

He hung up and saw me.

"Shit, I'm sorry that you had to hear that my love." He said to me as I sat on his lap.

"That was hot. I love you even more." I replied kissing his cheek.

We kiss a lot.

I should just stop kissing him for a day and see his reaction.

Yea starting now.

"So who's trying to kill me?" I asked interestedly.

"To be honest I don't even remember their name. Kind of irrelevant." He responded.

"Okay let's call him Bartholomew. Bart for short. What did he say?" I questioned.

"It doesn't matter, he'll be dead by tomorrow," Stefan replied and placed his head on the crook of my shoulder.

Rip Bart.

"You should apple pay his family money!" I suggested.

"Why?" Stefan mumbled into my neck.

"So they can pay for his funeral," I replied.

"If it'll make you happy." He said and I grabbed his phone.

How much do we give them?

"The average total cost for a funeral in California is $33,000. But cuz you're killing him we should round it to uhh."

"A million. He probably needs to pay off debt to someone." Stefan finished.

"Perfect 1 million dollar apple paid," I said and sent it.

"I can't wait to eat tacos when we get to California," I whispered.

He laughed.

Hours later we finally got back to Los Angeles.

Yay!

Time to jump off a cliff!

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