I know I just posted a chapter (not that I think any of you pals are complaining) but there was another dedication that I wanted to do. So, this chapter is dedicated to MadSkillz1231

I hope you all enjoy this chapter and let me know what you thought! Prompts for any story (dialogue prompts or any other) are always welcome! 🙏🏻

Also, the picture at the top is me bored and on Snapchat. Enjoy it.

— Yuki 🤗

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"Is there a reason why you're ripping up clothes at three a.m.?" Natasha stood at the entrance to the Avengers common room, eyebrows raised as she waited for an answer.

Percy slowly put down the plaid shirt that he held in his hands, "Uh... Is there a reason why you're awake at three a.m.?"

"Touché," The assassin walked over, sitting on the loveseat next to the couch he was on. She examined the different clothes laying on the coffee table; the clothes ranging from blue jeans to flannel shirts to old ball gowns. "So, what're you doing exactly?"

"I'm learning how to sew," The demigod answered, holding up one of the needles. "I'm practicing on these clothes but I can't seem to do it..."

"I can teach you," The redhead offered, giving the agent a smile she only saved for him, Clint, and Phil. "You'll get it in no time."

"Okay," Percy gave her a lopsided grin as he handed her a sewing needle and some thread.

When the rest of the Avengers walked into the commons room at eight, they found the two leaning next to each other on the long couch, sewing supplies laid out around them and clothing piled on the coffee table. Bruce just smiled softly at the two and grabbed a blanket off the back of the loveseat, draping it over the two.

Percy woke up, only for a moment, and smiled at the doctor before leaning his head back on Natasha's, fast asleep in seconds.

"I'll start on breakfast," Clint whispered, not wanting to wake up his two best friends. Even Thor was being quiet, going as far as to tiptoe around the kitchen like everything around him was fragile glass.

Tony just smiled fondly at his boyfriend, kissing him on the forehead before walking into the kitchen to whine at Steve to make him coffee.

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"I smell bacon," Percy walked into the kitchen with Natasha, both of them somehow looking like they didn't just wake up, even though they knew that the demigod was drooling a little bit. "Gimme bacon."

Clint rolled his eyes, "It's on the table, you twat."

"Don't call me a twat, you plebeian. Thanks for the bacon," Percy sat next to Tony and kissed him slowly before picking up his fork and stabbing his food.

"What were you and Natasha doing with all of those clothes?" Steve wondered as he sat down as well.

"She's teaching me how to sew," The demigod answered. "I'm doing okay."

"He's doing really well, actually," Natasha said. "He picked it up really well."

"Well, it's probably because I'm just stabbing clothes with precision," Percy shrugged. "It's What demigods do."

"Stab with precision. Nice," Clint nodded, flipping some pancakes. He made a whiny noise when the pancake landed folded in half.

Bruce absentmindedly said, "Don't cry, CRAFT" without looking up from his food. It was random but probably a reference to something since Tony was snickering into his juice cup.

"My pancake," Clint bowed his head. "It was innocent."

"Clint-" Steve started.

"Shh!" The archer stopped the super soldier with his hand. "I must grieve."

"Hey!" Percy looked over at his best friend, "Wait, since when do you quote abridged series?"

"Since now," Clint poked his pancake, pouting. When no one was looking, he scooped up the deformed pancake and put it on Percy's plate.

"What a fine weapon you have there," Thor spoke, looking at Natasha, who was polishing a celestial bronze dagger.

Percy let out a screech as he pointed at her and exclaimed, "How the hell did you get my dagger?!"

The assassin shrugged, twirling the blade in her hand, "Your door was unlocked." She stabbed it into the table, ignoring Tony's dismayed sound, "Besides, don't act like you don't have more of these."

"True," Percy conceded.

"Pepper's going to be mad when she sees what you did to the table," Tony whispered, like a little kid who witnessed their sibling break their parent's expensive vase.

Natasha's eyes actually widened at that and she looked down at the blade in the table like it was the first time she saw it, "Oh, no..."

"Welp, it was nice knowing you, Widow. I'll see you in Elysium," Percy grinned, leaning back in his chair so it balanced on two legs.

The redhead kicked the chair out from under him and stuck her tongue out when he looked up at her in betrayal, "Don't make me rub gum in your hair."

"You wouldn't," The demigod said smugly. "You like my smooth locks."

She nodded, "That's true. But don't think I won't do something else to you."

"Trust me, I don't doubt ya," Percy held up his hands but he was laughing as he did so.

Steve smiled good-naturedly at the two as he collected the empty plates, placing them in the sink to be washed later, "Remember, no killing each other."

"Yeah," Tony piped up. "Pepper says blood's a bitch to get out from between tile."

At that, the two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents paused, looking at each other with wide eyes. They quickly backed away from each other, each eyeing the other with suspicion. Percy soon was in the vents, followed by Hawkeye, who always helped his best friend in times like these.

"Are they going to fight?" Bruce asked, oddly sounding somewhat excited.

"I would like to see our S.H.I.E.L.D. brother and S.H.I.E.L.D. sister battle," Thor smiles widely. "I feel that it would be an entertaining match!"

"I actually think it's another prank war," Steve said, looking at the vents. It felt like Percy or Clint was watching him. "But not as big as the other one. I think this one is going to be more subtle."

"I can't wait to see what happens," Bruce smiled. "I hope Percy makes something explode." At the others wide-eyed looks, he added, "In the name of science...?"

Tony laughed and high-fived his science bro, "In the name of science!"

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I should be asleep right now. It's 2:00 a.m. and I have work in the morning haHA!

— Yuki ☕️