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i had never typed "hermit crabs" so much until i got to wade's pov

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When Percy had said that he was sending backup, Danny didn't expect said backup to be in the form of a group of college students in orange shirts armed with bows and arrows. They were wicked shots, though, and apparently had to qualms with shooting the enemies in the groin. They shouted to each other but it wasn't anything of importance besides wondering if anyone knew how to tie knots because some people were being extra uncooperative.

"I do!" Danny beamed, bouncing over to a man about an inch or two taller than him with sun-kissed blonde hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a purple hoodie with a college logo and- Oh, God, that was the feral leader Percy had warned him about. "Hi, I'm Danny," he said conversationally because he honestly wasn't sure what one was meant to say while tying a bad guy in rope.

"Will." The guy responded, not appearing any sort of feral like Percy said but Danny knew that sort of shit was hidden within. "These are my siblings- except that bitch." He gestured to the other side of the warehouse littered in shadows. "That's my boyfriend."

Danny peered over at where the man gestured and realized that the shadows looked a little too long when one took in account where the sun shone through the windows. He blinked in surprise when someone walked out of the shadow with a sword and grabbed a HYDRA agent, falling back into where he emerged with the person.

Don't ask Danny if the agent was alive. He never saw him again.

However, Danny did get enough of a look at Will's boyfriend to guess that he was Nico di Angelo, Percy's cousin who was supposed to be dead but it didn't stick. Nico was wearing black tactical gear instead of the aviator jacket he was always described to wear and Danny thought it was the funniest shit ever when he realized that Will couldn't keep his eyes off of him.

"Thank you so much!" Danny beamed when all the agents were knocked out (or killed- jury's out there). "I know some of you guys came out during finals, so I wanted to pay for your lunches this week!" He bounced over to his duffle bag and pulled out his wallet, handing each person two hundred dollars- part of it for the lunch and the other as incentive to not kill him for whatever reason in the future.

College students were fucking scary, man. He heard the stories even all the way in K'un-Lun.

"This- We can't take this-!" Someone tried to sputter until they were back-handed by another's wad of cash, the person hissing angrily in Greek at them.

"Alright, enough." Will said calmly. One would have thought he had shouted the words, however, as everyone immediately closed their mouths and pocketed their cash as they waited to hear what their brother said. "Daredevil is in trouble. Let's fuck some shit up."

Everyone cheered, including Danny because he was a chaotic baby at heart, and Nico stepped out of a long shadow to smirk at them and inform them that he was ready to take them to the fight.

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Having Venom as backup had to have been one of the coolest things Peter could have ever done for Wade. It certainly beat the "hermit crabs" the kid had gotten him that he swore up and down couldn't talk and weren't evil.

Wade lasted a good six hours before he was calling DD to "please pick them up, I fear." Matt walked into his apartment and stayed for a whole five minutes because he didn't trust the scuttling noises their legs made at random times. In the end, Peter had to come and pick up the "hermit crabs" because Wade had dramatically live tweeted him his plan to "get rid" of the "hermit crabs." Needless to say, he was trending for a good two days- but so were the fucking "hermit crabs."

Between the two of them (three?), they easily disposed of the HYDRA agents before they could be a problem. Wade only died from gas three times and Eddie threw up twice but he accepted the nausea medicine Petey-Pie had thought to pack and he looked ready to continue beating people's asses.

"Daredevil needs help." Eddie said firmly even as he clutched his stomach tightly. "I can't just back out when he needs us." He gave a small sigh of relief when Venom took over again, his nausea easing off as the symbiote took over. "We will eat all of their heads."

"That's the spirit!" Wade chirped, patting the symbiote on the back and narrowly avoiding their sharp teeth with a laugh. "Let's see..." He brought out his phone, entering in the address of the warehouse Matt was at. "We're going to need a car."

Venom peered outside and their mouth stretched into a terrifying grin. "Will that one work?"

Wade walked over to where the alien was and tilted his head. "You know, we're supposed to be the good guys..." He shrugged. "But that will clear the roads pretty fucking fast."

"We will get the keys."

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If Luke Cage was being honest with himself, he'd say that Percy Jackson scared the crap out of him. The man, though younger than him, always made him feel like he was three steps behind him. He was always on the move, always talking about different possibilities before they were done processing the first one, and it had Luke feeling like he had been left in the dust. It was all explained, however, when Peter had quietly explained Percy's past, the bits and pieces that the Avenger himself deigned to share with others on days when it didn't feel like he was burning from the inside.

Luke knew that Percy Jackson was used to being the hero, being the one that everyone relied on, and Luke also knew how much those expectations could crush someone when one failed.

At first, Luke was terrified of Percy. Then, when he was told the demigod's past, he became... Even more terrified, honestly but also irrevocably sad. That being said, Luke didn't question it when Percy shoved a gas mask in his hands, grumbling that they were fighting Nazis, it paid to be prepared.

"Guess he was right." He muttered as he placed the mask on his face as gas wafted through the building. "No creativity." He did enjoy when the HYDRA and AIM agents ran in only to be thrown around when they realized that Luke wasn't down for the count from the gas. Once he was done dealing with them, he made his way out of the warehouse at Deadpool's order. He had to get to Murdock as fast as possible, something about him being able to hold back the enemy until Jackson could get to him.

Luke was looking around the area for a vehicle to grab that wouldn't immediately get blown up by his friends when a black 1969 Dodge Charger pulled up towards him, the engine purring loudly.

"Heard you might need a ride." A man in a black and white leather jacket said with a grin. "Get in."

-

Jessica Jones was tired and she wanted a drink. There wasn't much more than that, if she was being honest. The HYDRA and AIM agents didn't prove to be a problem and, even if they were, Frank Castle showed up and took the rest out. They seemed intimidated when they saw him, which was somewhat understandable because Jessica heard he was shot in the head once and survived. That's some freaky shit right there.

"Murdock has back up on the way already." Jones said as The Punisher shot the last person in the knee caps. "I want to scope out the warehouse and make sure there isn't any more information we're missing. Cable said that they found the kids but maybe there's shit here that tells us where others are."

Castle gave a terse nod, shoving his bigger guns in his duffle bag before tucking two pistols into the waistband of his jeans. "Alright, let's get lookin'. There are a few monitors in the next room over, so you take those. I'll go check out the other rooms to make sure there isn't other shit we need to take care of."

"Gotcha. Hey!" She called, continuing when he turned to look at her. "After this, you wanna get a beer or something?"

Frank studied her for a moment before his lips quirked up slightly. "We'll see."

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"Why is it always kids?" Percy grumbled as he picked apart the warehouse, ignoring the children's eyes following his movements warily. "Why can't it be goats? I like goats! Baby goats are even called kids!"

"Jackson!" Cable called as he disconnected the com unit once more. "We have to get a move on!"

The demigod turned on his heel and gave the time traveler an assessing look. "Yeah," He said almost absentmindedly as he glanced around the room at the murmuring kids. Goats. "Yeah, okay, let's-"

"Oh, gods, I think that's Percy Jackson!"

Percy froze and turned around slowly, looking at the kids gathered in front of him. "Who said that?"

One kid shakily raised their hand, their eyes wide and a bit frightened. It was a young boy around eleven or twelve with dirty jeans and a ratty grey jacket, though it did nothing to hide the orange shirt he wore. One look around the room confirmed two more children wearing the same shirt.

"Oh, no." Percy sighed with a heavy heart, hiding his face in his hands when he realized what was going on. "Oh, no, no, no."

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