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Author: Hey everyone! Welcome to this special chapter of TBBPG where the characters will be answering your guys' questions! Beware, some of my characters can be dumb so their responses will probably be dumb too...

Carter: Guys where'd the sun go 'cause all I'm surrounded by is shade.

Author: Shhh! I haven't introduced you yet! Anyways guys get over here!

[all the characters enter waving]

Author: So our first question of the night is for Dylan!

Dylan: Yay I'm relevant!

Author: You're actually a fan favourite... surprisingly.

Dylan: Hey what's that supposed to mean!

Author: Swiftly moving on. The first question says "Do you plan on joining a band?"

Dylan: Good question, I've actually been thinking about it since playing the show with Lanny and Heidi. I doubt I'll have time to in college though so we'll have to see what the author has planned.

Author: I have it written here actually under Dylan's future.

Dylan: Really? What does it say!

Author: Julliard kicks you out for repeatedly hitting on the headmaster.

Landon: *laughs* Great future you have planned out there buddy.

Dylan: Please change that. I'm BEGGING.

Author: *evil laugh* We'll see.

Dylan: You're a monster!

Author: Moving onto Landon!

Dylan: I hate you!

Author: Shut up Dylan!

Landon: Hey everyone *waves*

Author: You're so perfect wow.

Dylan: Aren't you like his mom basically?

Author: Pipe in one more time Dylan and I swear I'll-

Dylan: You'll what?

Author: *starts writing down*

Dylan: Wait what are you doing...

Author: Andddd done!

Dylan: What did you- *poofs away*

Everyone: *gasps*

Author: Back to Landon! So Landon the question for you is "At what moment did you fall in love with Heidi?"

Landon: I'd say something cheesy like the moment I laid eyes on her, but that's not true. It's probably when we sang Human Nature together because I would never sing for a girl, but she has this effect on me where I want to spend the rest of my life singing to her *smiles at Heidi*

Everyone: Awwwww

Author: You guys are so cute I want to throw up.

Heidi and Landon: Thanks...?

Author: You're welcome. This ones for the both of you actually, "Will you guys last the distance?"

Heidi: He's actually moving to New York with me! Isn't he just adorable? *pinches his cheek*

Landon: Adorable, no. Sexy, very.

Author: What are you planning on doing in New York? You didn't apply to Julliard so you can't go there.

Landon: I'm planning on getting an apartment and trying to start my music career somehow. It'll be hard but I can do it.

Author: I hope it works out for you. Another one for you guys is "Do you plan on getting a dog together and making it your child?"

Heidi and Landon: *look at each other and laugh*

Heidi: Well, they don't allow dogs in dorm rooms and Zuko can barely take care of himself.

Landon: I can make a mean bowl of cereal!

Heidi: *laughs* And that's about it. But if we do get a dog we're calling him Kenickie so they can be Zuko and Kenickie.

Carter: GREASE!

Landon: At least it's not Peter Kavinsky...

Carter and Heidi: PETER KAVINSKY!

Landon: Jesus save me.

Author: You called son?

Landon: You're so strange.

Author: Why thank you. Next question is for Heidi. "Why didn't you go for this fabulous piece of human earlier?"

Landon: Exactly!

Heidi: So you would've rejected me like the first time?

Everyone: Ooooh.

Authors: Shots fired.

Landon: I deserved that one.

Author: Heidi "Gummy worms or Landon?"

Heidi: That's a hard one...

Landon: It's pretty easy actually.

Heidi: Gummy worms.

Landon: WHAT?

Heidi: What if you hypothetically break up with me? Gummy worms are the only thing I'll have to comfort me!

Landon: Wow I really admire your belief in me.

Heidi: *holds out gummy worms* Gummy worm?

Landon: *glares*

Author: Trouble in paradise, amirite? Moving on to Gigi and Carter! Your question is "Are you guys dating?"

Gigi and Carter: EW NO!

Author: But I thought-

Carter: We kissed.

Gigi: And 'dated' for two days.

Carter: It was...

Gigi: Gross. Never again.

Carter: Agreed.

Author: So Carter, you're back on the market?

Carter: I was never off the market baby.

Author: Firstly, don't call me that. Secondly, the readers will be very happy to hear that. One of the questions for you, well it's not really a question, says "why are you so cute?"

Carter: Why are you so cute? Call me!

Author: Don't flirt with my readers!

Carter: I'm sorry! Don't poof me away like Dylan!

Author: Oh my god I forgot about Dylan! *writes something down*

Dylan: *poofs back* WHAT THE FLIP FLAP FUCKIDY FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

Author: Oops?

Dylan: I cant feel my legs. Woah is the room spinning? *falls*

Author: Um... one of the readers said they love you Dylan.

Dylan: *looks up from the floor* I love you too!

[Landon helps him up and seats him on the chair.]

Author: Let's move on to a fan favourite, Ryan!

Ryan: I am?

Author: No... I just thought I'd make you feel better before I hit you with these questions.

Ryan: Oh god.

Author: This one says "I hate you"

Ryan: Gee thanks guys.

Author: This one says "Ryan, suck a-" GUYS! I can't read that one!

Ryan: *grimaces* How about we stop with my questions...

Author: Wait wait I've got one, "Ryan, why did you do that to Landon. What was your thought process at the time?"

Ryan: I was scared because I knew if I got caught I'd be kicked off the basketball team. Basketball is my life if I couldn't play, I'd have nothing.

Author: Was it fair to throw Landon under the bus for your mistake though?

Ryan: Of course not. It was selfish and I lost my best friend because of it. *looks at Landon* I've let my ego get in the way for far too long and I don't expect forgiveness, but I want to just say Landon I'm sorry.

Landon: I forgive you.

Ryan: You do?

Landon: Whatever it's in the past, but that doesn't mean that we're friends. I don't know how long it'll take for me to actually want to be around you.

Author: Yikes... yay for forgiveness though! Heidi "Will you ever truly forgive your brother?"

Heidi: Truthfully, I don't know. I think it's more of the fact that he didn't tell me sooner. I've always thought of my brother being perfect and when I found out he isn't, it was a shock.

Ryan: I'm sorry.

Heidi: I just need time. But that doesn't mean that I won't forgive you.

Ryan: *nods* I understand.

Author: Damn, it's depressing as hell in here. Let's move on to the best character in this story.

Carter: Aw I'm flattered.

Author: You wish. Daddy Thompson!

Mr Thompson: Am I finally a cool kid?

Author: The coolest. The readers want to know if you can adopt them.

Mr Thompson: How many readers are there?

Author: A little over 600,000. (Ily guys!)

Mr T: Holy guacamole! I love you all but I don't think our home is big enough.

Author: One reader asked "Do you really watch the Kardashians?"

Mr T: Did Tristan cheat on Khloé?

Author: Who?

Mr T: The answer is YES!

Author: Okay... the last one is "Who's your favourite child?"

Mr T: Oh I love them both equally. *whispers* Heidi.

Ryan: HEARD THAT!

Author: Gigi "Have you ever thought of becoming a fashion designer?"

Gigi: I'd love to. I don't know if I'm good enough though.

Author: Well this reader thinks you'll "slay the game"

Gigi: You're the sweetest!

Author: Heidi and Landon-

Landon: If you keep hitting us with these questions we're gonna end up breaking up before the sequel.

Author: This ones a nice one, I promise! Landon "Why do you love Heidi?"

Landon: *looks at Heidi* Firstly, have you seen her? She's beautiful.

Heidi: Ew no *covers face with hands*

Landon: *smiles* Secondly, she's determined, strong, passionate and isn't afraid to call me out on my bullshit. She makes me a better person.

Heidi: I love you.

Landon: I love you too, Gem.

Author: Ouch, I just realised how single I am. For the both of you "Are you guys planning on getting married and having babies. What will their names be?"

Landon: *choking* Married?

Heidi: *also choking* Babies?

Author: Precisely.

Heidi: We're only 18, but in the future if we do-

Landon: When we do.

Heidi: *smiles* When we do, I want a boy named-

Dylan: Dylan? Dylan Junior? Dyldo?

Landon: We are not naming our child Dyldo.

Dylan: Dyldo Knight has a nice ring to it.

Heidi and Landon: No!

Landon: I want a girl.

Heidi: I want a boy.

Landon: Fine we'll have two.

Heidi: Only if you're carrying one.

Landon: It doesn't work like that sweetie.

Heidi: Then we're not having two.

Landon: But-

Author: Dylan and Carter!

Carter: *mouth full of cake* Sup.

Author: How did you even- whatever the question is "Please date eachother"

Dylan and Carter: *laugh*

Dylan: Carter farts too much.

Carter: Dylan looks in the mirror too much. You are pretty hot though.

Dylan: Aww bro, so are you!

Author: Can I say the ship is sailing?

Mr T: The ship is sailing? WE'RE ON A SHIP?

Everyone: *facepalms*

Author: Dylan "Who got you into drumming? Also you're fine as hell boyo hit me up."

Dylan: Literally spending hours on YouTube watching Dave Grohl videos. Pssst I'll give you my number at the end.

Author: No flirting! Carter this reader doesn't have a question for you but she wants you to know that "You need mental help child. Also you're my king and saviour because of that."

Carter: If I'm the king, Landon can be my knight. Get it, cause he's Landon Knight.

Landon: Remove him from the building.

Carter: Rude!

[Mason enters with a taco]

Mason: Wait am I late?

Carter: You missed the whole thing idiot! *smacks his taco*

Mason: *taco falls* MY TACO!

Author: I guess this question is pretty ironic then, Mason "Do you like your food being abused?"

Mason: *glares at everyone* No!

Author: One final question to Heidi, "Who's the best looking boy in the group."

Heidi: Landon obviously.

Landon: That's my girl.

Carter: I OBJECT!

Mason: WHAT?

Ryan: UM?

Dylan: HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE?

Author: And that wraps things up for today guys! Hope you've enjoyed and if I didn't answer your questions I'm sorry! I really tried to put them all in! Thank you for the questions, I love you all!

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Heidi: Hold on Author, I heard you're writing a new book called 'Last Summer'.

Author: *gasps* How did you know that?

Everyone: Are you abandoning us?!

Author: No no! It's true I'm writing a new book that's completely different to TBBPG. I'm either going to publish it alongside the sequel and update them both or just publish one of them and then the other. I'm undecided but I'm really excited for that book!

I hope you guys support the new book in the same way you've supported this one. I promise you won't be disappointed!

Thank you all for reading and I'll see you soon! Bye for now!
~ H <3

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