*while on a death eater mission, breaking into someone's home*
Mulciber, after killing the target: *looks around* where's Severus?!
Avery: Hell if I know!
*meanwhile in the child's bedroom*
Severus: and then little red riding hood killed the wolf
Child: that's not how the story goes
Severus: well it's how my version goes
Severus: and the wolf is bloody dead just like your father and my father
Child, worried: WHAT!?
Severus: ..........
Severus: you're dreaming.....
Child, scared: * hears some yelling* WHO'S OUT THERE!?
Severus, covering the child with the blanket: rockabye baby on the tree top
Child: .......
*back in Riddle Manor after the mission*
Voldemort: did you do as---- what the hell is that?
Severus, holding a sleeping child in his arms: my new child
Voldemort: ........
Severus: I'm gonna need some time off and a pay raise
Voldemort: I don't pay you
Severus: you do now
Voldemort: ........
Lucius, in the background: *hiding his face in his hands in annoyance like a tired father*
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