*there's a club in Hogwarts that talks shit about Severus.

Severus Snape is the President and creator of said club

James Potter is co. president

Sirius black is treasurer

Remus Lupin is club historian

& Peter Pettigrew provides snacks*

Severus: welcome to the fuck Severus Snape club, where we discuss all the reasons why I am a terrible person

Severus: before we start, does our newest member want to say anything?

Regulus, sweating: I, um, I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club