"Hello?"

"Hi, babe"

"Baby, what's up?"

"Nothing much, how about you?"

"Not apart from this call"

"Cool"

"Is something wrong, babe?"

"No, not at all. Everything's fine"

"Are you sure? You sound a little different"

"I'm just proving a point, is all"

"Okay?"

"How tall would you say you are?"

"About 6' 2", I think, last time I checked"

"Which was?"

"Year ago, maybe?"

"So you could be taller?"

"Baby, you're weirding me out, have you been kidnapped?"

"Fine you've made your point"

"Who was that?"

"Nobody"

"I'm gonna... Hang up now..."

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! IF YOU WERE HERE, I WOULD KISS YOU!"

"Uhm... Uh-w-what?"

"That other voice? The guy that kept asking me out"

"And I helped how?"

"Told him you were my boyfriend"

"YOU DID WHAT?"

"I was desperate! He wrote me a poem. I felt really bad. He just wasn't getting the hint!"

"If he wrote you a poem, then he must be a decent guy"

"He is..."

"Then why don't you date him?"

"I like someone else. I wouldn't want to lead him on if I dated him even though I like someone completely different from him"

"Oh, right"

"You okay? You sound a little off"

"I'm fine, I just have to go"

"Okay. Bye"

"Bye"