PARKER

I JUST CHIPPED MY NAIL.

I WANT TO DISSIPATE.

Aww, poor baby.

:(((

you don't understand.

I paid for someone,,,

to stick sparkly fucking shit,,,

on my nail.

and now it's fucked.

and I have to go jump into the void.

why would you pay someone to do something you can do?

I DON'T KNOW.

I MAY HAVE BEEN DRINKING.

A BIT.

so your drunk decision was to get your nails done?

hey, better than getting a tattoo of a llama.

actually,,,

I'd do that sober.

should I get a tattoo of a llama?

no, that's stupid.

trust your intuition, babe.

if I get a tattoo of a llama, would you get your nails done?

there is no gain for me in this.

what if I get a tattoo that says 'Property of Parker'?

tempting, but no.

what if I payed you to get your nails done.

nope.

WHAT ABOUT GETTING ACRYLICS.

WHAT ARE ACRYLICS.

one image attached

THESE ARE ACRYLICS.

NO

FUCKING

WAY.

PEOPLE GET THOSE?

THOSE ARE DEMON CLAWS.

THEY SCRATCH LITTLE CHILDREN'S EYES OUT.

THOSE ARE WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF.

you can get them shorter.

oh

not so bad.

still weird though.

that would be so uncomfortable.

it's like an extra limb.

on your fingers?

that's fucked up.

a little.

the things people do for beauty.

it's Rad™

you,,,

just wrote rad.

that I did.

,,,

delete my number.

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happy valentines day my lovelies xx