I'm sick.

I'm in hell

Poor baby.

Do you want me to get you tissues?

No.

I want you to kill Vincent.

Did he get you sick?

No, Mark did.

I just hate Vincent.

Who's this mysterious Mark?

Is he your other lover?

To have an other lover would require having a first lover, which I don't have.

Are you telling me my baby's single?

I guess?

I'll remember that.

Why?

I have single friends.

Ooh, you got a boyfriend?

No.

I'm just out of your league.

excuse me?

You're out of my league?

I don't think that's correct.

Oh yeah?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not sending you anything until you tell me your name.

well, I see were at a good old Mexican shoot out here.

I'm not even gonna ask.

Problem is;

I know you wouldn't send pics even if you had my name.

So sorry, babe.

Why won't you tell me your name?

:(((

because it's the only thing I can use against you.

And you call me rude.

Pics or it didn't happen.

one image attached

take that, motherfucker.

I didn't send that.

You edited it.

I did not.

did too.

You can't handle pics or it didn't happen.

because it's our of your league.

Like me.

Pics or it didn't happen.

one image attached

That's a duck.

I know.

...

Okay.

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