are you good at fixing cars by any chance?

I manage.

Why?

To fix a car...?

duh.

yeah, of fucking course, but what's wrong with it?

Mine just stopped.

Lmao where

At home, you hoe.

Damn.

That wasn't fun at all.

Ikr.

why don't you get it fixed then?

I'm pretty sure a few places do home fix ups or something.

That's costs money, my dear Parker.

I don't have money.

You have a fucking car.

yeah, but that's different.

That's money I wanted to spend.

I don't want to pay to fix it.

I wish I had mechanic friends

:(((

Poor baby.

You reckon you could teach me how to fix it?

Well what's wrong with it?

I don't know.

I can't help you then.

PayPal me $100?

not on my life.

well, worth a try.

FUCK I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS KMS.

congratulations.

where's my dang sympathy, Parker?

same place as your dang manners, babe.

ngl I love it when you call me babe.

creepy.

I still might be a old pervert.

You wouldn't suggest that if you were an old pervert.

Have you spoken to many old perverts?

Unfortunately, yes.

If you were, by chance, an old pervert, then you'd be the best pervert I've ever spoken to.

nice to know I'm your best.

Always will be, babe.

You ruined it.

We've been over this.

'I ruin everything', I know.

I'm sure you're just being dramatic.

Of course I'm being dramatic.

What do you take me for? Some kind of boring peasant?

Yeah, now that you mention it.

Fuck you.

nah.

you could be an old pervert for all I know.

and I'd be the best pervert ever.