Have you ever thought about changing your first name to Peter and making your last name Parker.

No.

WHY THE FUCK NOT???

YOU COULD BE SPIDERMAN

FUCK YOU

why don't you change your name.

I'm gonna.

I'm just not eighteen yet.

Aw, poor you.

That would have been a better burn if you knew my name.

Too fucking bad.

I don't need to know your name.

What do you call me when you talk about me then?

I don't call you anything.

I don't talk about you.

YOU DON'T?

WHY NOT?

Because you're just some annoying girl who found my number.

That's all.

It's not some astonishing revelation.

:(((

k.

fine.

okay

good.

fine.

okay.

okay.

fine.

be that way.

what way

that way

okay, be that way.

I'm not being any way.

you're also not making any sense.

you're not making any sense.

jesus christ why are you getting so defensive.

I'm not getting defensive.

'you're getting defensive', yeah I know.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

because you're predictable.

AM NOT

are too

AM NOT

are too.

AM NOT

see? easy

That's only because that's how this argument works.

we're in an argument?

yeah, dumbass.

you don't talk about me.

so?

why not?

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

language, Parker.

I'm younger than you.

I'm not mature enough for this kind of vulgarity.

Yeah, I could tell.

Woah.

Rude.

Woah.

Too bad.

:(((