You live in America, right?

Unfortunately.

we're in the same country, babe!

I'm moving then.

Awww, that was harsh.

We may not be from the same state.

Still, same country is too close.

Not close enough.

I don't even know what you smell like.

That's just upsetting.

What the fuck.

Delete my number.

AGAIN??

am I flirting wrong?

You think you're flirting?

I'd like to think I'm trying to flirt.

Well, you're doing a very bad job of it.

I don't feel the slightest bit attracted to you.

That's because you haven't met me.

I could still be attracted to your personality.

But your personality blows.

Yeah, I know.

So if personality sucks, how am I supposed to seduce you then?

You aren't.

So you don't love me at all???

Not even a little bit???

Not even a little bit.

I'm hurt.

Good.

I'm gonna die of heartbreak.

Okay.

Have fun.

You'll miss me, Parker.

I sincerely doubt that.

You shouldn't.

I'm cute as fuck.

I'm gonna be on the news and they're gonna be like 'oh no, this chick died of heartbreak, and it's all Parker's fault'.

Then you'll see my picture.

And you'll be like 'WOAH SHES SO CUTE WHAT HAVE I DONE'

how are you so narcissistic but then so mean to yourself like a second later.

It's a talent.

A sad one, sure.

Don't hate me because you ain't me.

Hate me because I'm a terrible person.

What do you think I'm doing.

Rude, Parker.

Rude.