Babe.

I think I know who you are...

Excuse me?

You're that guy from The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody.

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez.

I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember him being really angry.

Was I right?

Yep, 100%

how did they make you look so much older?

They made me deal with people like you all day every day.

I wanted to die the entire time.

woah, that's inappropriate.

I'm only twelve, I don't need to know.

I wouldn't be suprised if you were actually twelve.

If only.

I'm so sick of high school.

Me too.

I hate everyone there and I just want to graduate.

Not long off, though.

It still feels like ages.

Are you a senior?

That I am.

So you're 17/18?

No, I'm twenty, just taking my time.

I'm gonna go with 17/18.

I'll give you a clue.

My birthday is later this year.

So 17.

YOU GOT IT, BABE!

don't call me babe.

I'm sorry, I don't understand English.

I'm not sure what you mean, babe.

Why are you so obnoxious?

It's my only joy in life.

That's plain upsetting.

My life is plain upsetting.

That's even worse.

My life is even worse.

I swear to god if you keep this up.

My life is I swear to god if you keep this up.

By curiosity, what would you do?

You wouldn't hit a girl.

You tempt me.

Woah, violent.

I was making a joke.

You know.

Like your life?

That's the funniest one!