T: BITCH

T: Beeeeest fRIIIIIIIEEEEND.

T: Guess what?

T: Answer me hoe

T: this is a hot guy emergency.

T: heTERO

T: helLOOOOOO

T: jajshdjdkdjkdkdjcucuf

T: 🖕🖕🖕🖕

J: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

J: god fucking damn. You get more annoying every time you message me.

T: bro this is important.

J: what IS IT NOW?

T: Omfg there's this guy working right now at this cafe, and OH MY GOD HES SO HOT. HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY AT THE UNIVERSITY I GO TO.

T: I want to make out with him so bAD.

J: Well im working too so I don't have time to be messaging you right now

T: but come onnn.

T: like I HAVE TO SPILL THIS OUT TO YOU.

J: then go talk to him or something

J: you're going to get me fired.

T: no wtfffffff

T: what if he thinks I'm weird.

J: That really wouldn't be a surprise

T: I'm just gonna admire him from AFAR.

T: my future husBAND.

T: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

J: I gtg.

J: my boss will fire me if he catches me on my phone.

T: k bye hoe

T: oMFG HE LOOKED AT ME.

T: whET