TEXT ME BITCH
A Taegguk Fic

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SYNOPSIS
Taehyung's chaotic ass messages the wrong number, belonging to 'straight boy' gguk.

THIS BOOK CONTAINS
➺ a lot of humor
➺ text messages
➺ strong language

BEGIN
March 22, 2019

COMPLETED
May 20, 2019

HIGHEST RANKS
#1 in taekook (June 24, 2019)
#1 in Jungkook (August 3, 2019
#2 in fanfiction (June 21, 2019)

Happy Reading!
©95vgguk
formally known as
mttaev

(2022 disclaimer: this book sucks. nothing makes sense, and i was faded as hell while writing this book 3 yrs ago. i'd advise you to read another banging book (like "not a romantic" or "prank call" which is grammatically better and has an actual story line) but if you decide to pull thru with this one, read at your own risk. love y'allllll)

T: Sup bitch

T: Why YOU CHANGE YOUR NUMBER and not tell me?????????

T: asshole.

T: I'm your best friend

T: h o e

J: tf

T: fight me mother fucker

J: Who the fuck is this?

T: STOP trying to act FAKE

J: I literally have no idea who you are

T: You can stop playing games now.

J: I'll block you

T: Yeah right Jimin

T: Anyway guess what happened today

J: Jimin?

J: That ain't me.

J:What happened tho?

T: stfu.

T: So there's this hot ass guy at my university. I couldn't breathe around his cute ass. 😫💦👉👌

J: Get an inhaler then bitch.

T: Fuck you.

J: Right back at you.

T: Damn you know what I want right now?

J: wut

T: A boyfrieND. I'm hot as fuck yet I'm single

J: Wild.

T: That's what I'm saying

J: I'm going to sleep. You're hella annoying

T: goodnight then bby. 😔👌💦

J: the fuck.