When relatives/ ur parents friends come over and ur just like

When ur mom makes u go out and talk to them:

When they start talkin bout all their problems n shit:

IM NOT YOUR THERAPIST DEBORAH I DONT KNOW IF RICK IS CHEATING ON U OKAY PLS STAP

Your mum when you're in an awkward situation and you want to go but she's talking to he friend:

"IDGAF ABOUT MY CHILD WHOOO" -my parents basically

When ur parents start to lecture u on ur life decisions:

When they bring up an embarrassing thing about u to ur friends:

Mom:"Oh ya she used to poop her pants lots when she was little"
Friend*sniggers*
Me: *whispers to friend* do not speak of this ever
When u accidentally curse in front of ur parents:

"I-I said fudge, mom, I swear"
When ur parents want to know where u were every minute of every day:

When ur parents buy something for you without lecturing you about starving kids in Africa:

"Mom how will buying me a chocolate buy make them starve? You can buy me another one and I'll send it to them if you want..."
Oh, parents. Just... Parents. :/ :/ :/