<WARNING: SLIGHT CURSING(?), CREATIVE AND LAME INSULTS>

<I just did this when I was bored during class and tried to mix their Canon atitudes with my AU atitudes. It was a little tricky, but I think it turned out alright 🤷>

[Monty]
Hey Y/n, can I borrow
a few thousand?

[Y/n]
A few thousand what??

[Monty]
$$$ obviously

[Y/n]
HAH

You expect me to have
money???

How naive of you
Monty

[Monty]
Well then cough it up or
Something, this is for a
great cause

[Y/n]
How about you cough it
up and pay for your own
ideas

I'm poor af, why tf are you
asking me dude??

[Monty]
Eh, your icon was the
closest to my thumb and
most convenient

[Y/n]
Damn, and I thought I was
lazy ._.

[Monty]
Whatever

Do you think Moon will
lend me the money

[Moon]
No.

[Monty]
Damn

[Y/n]
Lmao

[Sun]
All your ideas kinda suck
anyways

Especially those waste
canisters scattered
around Gator Golf

[Monty]
But Moon said that they
give it character

[Moon]
They do, but not in a good
or safe way

More like "I'm begging on
my hands and knees for a
lawsuit to be filed against
me" kind of character

[Monty]
Well screw you too

My ideas are great

[Eclipse]
Anyone ever knows that's
not true

[Monty]
Whoa when the hell did he
get access to the group
chat???

[Y/n]
Since I gave him my
number.

He is kinda right tho

[Monty]
Not you too!

[Y/n]
🤷

[Lunar]
Well what's your idea
Monty??

[Monty]
I was thinking of starting
a snack shack in Gator
Golf

[Y/n]
That doesn't actually
seem so bad

[Monty]
See?

[Sun]
Just wait, there's

gonna be a disturbing
twist or something

[Monty]
Hush

I haven't even gotten to
the good part yet

[Moon]
Oh yeah? And what's the
'Good part'?

[Monty]
I'm going to start my own
line of snacks!

There's gonna be those
popsicles of my face with
those creepy gumball eyes
and everything!!

[Y/n]
Cute!

[Monty]
Thanks dollface, you don't
look so bad yourself

[Eclipse]
Don't pamper him Y/n,
nothing good will come
of it

[Moon]
Gross

[Y/n]
Don't worry Moon, I think
you're cute too ^^

[Moon]
Don't put words in my
mouth

[Eclipse]
Stop flirting and get to the
point already, Monty give
us a reason why we should
waste our savings on one
of your headache inducing
ideas

[Monty]
You're just jealous that I
come up with better ideas
than your lame little world domination plans
Macaroni Boy

[Eclipse]
What the fuck did you just
call me?

[Y/n]
LMAO

[Moon]
Smh 🤦

[Pepper]
Lol

[Monty]
You too??

Damn, how many people
are on here??

[Killcode]
8, if you count Bloodmoon
as two separate entities.

[Moon]
WHAT.

[Killcode]
What

[Moon]
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
HERE

[Killcode]
Don't you mean, what took
me so long to get access to
this chat?

Well, Y/n was being such
a dear and gave me their
number and I am now
relevant

[Y/n]
Congrats 👏👏👏👏 :)

[Killcode]
:)

[Monty]
WHOA WHOA WHOA

When did you two get
all buddy buddy??

[Y/n]
That's none of your
business

And you shouldn't even
care, it doesn't concern
you Monty

[Monty]
It does make me concerned
for your safety though

[Moon]
Definitely

[Sun]

Y/n are you sure you're
okay??

He didn't do anything to
you??

[Y/n]
No?

[Killcode]
I would never lay a finger
on such a sweet thing as
Y/n 💫

[Moon]
Uh-huh.. right, and you
also totally wouldn't kill
anything and everything
that moves if the thought
ever crosses your mind?

[Killcode]
How rude 😒

That is irrelevant to this
situation.

[Monty]
It kind of is though

[Y/n]
You guys worry about me
too much 🙄

[Moon]
That's because you always
drag your dumbass into all
sorts of danger when we
look away for 2 fucking
seconds

[Y/n]
You're just overthinking
things

I'm perfectly fine

Also, AD is getting the next
chapter ready

[Lunar]
Cool!

Who's the love interest this
time?

[Monty]
And why aren't I in these
little stories of theirs??

I'm in the show too you
know!

[Y/n]
Because they don't feel like
breaking their back
craining their neck to try
not to wring yours when
you will only join the filming
if you're getting paid

[Monty]
Well it's only fair

[Sun]
Not really

We don't get paid

[Monty]
You don't??

[Moon]
Nope.

[Monty]
Then why do it in the first
place?? Smh

[Y/n]
They don't have to pay us
because they quite literally
are the reason we're alive

You too

Though you never get
mentioned you still exist

[Monty]
But that's so much work
😒

To be in the filming just
to be mentioned

It's not like I'll get to be
in the spotlight like I
should be

The book is about those
metal toothpicks 🙄

[Y/n]
Well I'm sure if you want
to have a chance to be a
love interest you could
just ask AD

They could check with the
readers to see if you're in
demand or whatever

[Monty]
What are you talking
about??

Of course I'm in demand

There's no way nobody
could resist my metallic
charm!~

[Y/n]

Right..

Just think about it

[Eclipse]
We didn't get to choose

We kind of just got thrown
in there

Caught up in a rampage
of simptraps and AD's
hyperfixation on the show

Damn it, I'm still not used
to this

[Y/n]
I think I'd play a pretty
good demon, don't you
think?

Darlingggg~~~ 😏

[Eclipse]
Don't remind me 😒

[Y/n]
Oh, and there's a make
out scene

[Eclipse]
Shit

I'm not cut out for this
lovey dovey crap

[Y/n]
No you aren't

[Eclipse]
Don't you dare try and
trick me into this

[Y/n]
Oh I wont,

I'll just tell AD that you're
too unsure of your acting
skills that you'd prefer
someone else to take your
place.. am I right?~

[Eclipse]
I hate you

[Y/n]
And you'll continue to hate
me as we act out this spicy
little love story for AD

Let's go

[Monty]
Damn Macaroni boy, they
got you good

[Eclipse]
Shut the fuck up wannabe
salesman

[Monty]
You first, Emo Burnt Dorito

[Eclipse]
Junky in a Knock-off
Alligator onesie

[Monty]
Go jump off the Gator
Golf catwalks you
Bill Cipher reincarnate

[Eclipse]
If I wanted to kill myself
I'd climb your ego and
jump to your IQ

[Monty]
I could say the same to
you Cheeto Man

[Eclipse]
You wouldn't fall as far
with me, with you, I'd fall
down to the deepest lava
pits of the nether in
minecraft

[Monty]
I bet you were born on
the highway since most
accidents happen there.

[Moon]
The fuck

[Killcode]
Excuse me?

[Monty]
Oh shit, I didn't mean for
that to backfire on you guys

[Moon]
Well it did

>:/

[Killcode]
Best watch your green
scaly ass you oversized lizard

[Pepper]
Yessssss

New preyyyy

[Mint]
New preyyy?

A green feast it shall be then

[Monty]
Oh shit

[Pepper]
*evil aggressive gremlin
noises*

[Mint]
*evil passive-aggressive
gremlin noises*